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Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 2) dammit I have to adjust my hard on

hahhaha LOL

"wtf... i just fell asleep!!!"

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Originally posted by smuncky the key is to have the alarm clock on the either side of the room. that way u have to get up. plus i have the z1035 morning show playing every morning.

I use this strategy. Unfortunately it still doesn't work for me. For some of us at least, it's quite possible to go into zombie mode the second that alarm goes off, get up and walk over to the clock, bang on buttons until it shuts up, and go right back to bed without retaining any memory of what happened.

At one time, back in university, I was actually attempting this with 3 alarm clocks, timed to go off roughly every 5 minutes with snooze times. It's amazing how short a time it takes to learn the pattern. Eventually I gave up and reverted back to just one.

As for me, my thoughts usually run in the following sequence:
6:45 - "Screw this, I don't need to be up that early"
7:00 - "OK, just one more snooze and I'll be ready to get up"
7:15 - "Now I'm more tired than I was 15 minutes ago... let's give it a couple more minutes"
7:30 - "It's really getting late, and I have to take a 12-minute piss... better get up now"
7:45 - "Fuck! Did I fall asleep again?"
And on really bad days:
8:00 - "Shit, I'm already late, might as well catch another half hour" --> after which I'm usually unable to get back to sleep and finally end up hauling ass 5 minutes later.

And yes, it really is this identical routine, day after day... it's both fascinating and pathetic.

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Originally posted by Jeff Button Usually it's "How the fuck am I supposed to piss with this large of an erection?!" Which is usually answered with "Angled ass up in the air to achieve proper tilt, you dummy".

the morning wank


first couple thoughts are usually, where are my smokes... is there coffee ready here.. no i hope there's coffee in the cafeteria at work.. do i have enuff money for coffee on the way.... what time do i work any ways.... then i start going over my prep list on the bus/subway to work

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Originally posted by DigiNut I use this strategy. Unfortunately it still doesn't work for me. For some of us at least, it's quite possible to go into zombie mode the second that alarm goes off, get up and walk over to the clock, bang on buttons until it shuts up, and go right back to bed without retaining any memory of what happened. At one time, back in university, I was actually attempting this with 3 alarm clocks, timed to go off roughly every 5 minutes with snooze times. It's amazing how short a time it takes to learn the pattern.

OMG I thought i was the only one.

I even set my stereo alarm and cranked the volume to some success but eventually decided that waking up and almost having a heart attack every morning isn't healthy.

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Originally posted by DigiNut As for me, my thoughts usually run in the following sequence: 6:45 - "Screw this, I don't need to be up that early" 7:00 - "OK, just one more snooze and I'll be ready to get up" 7:15 - "Now I'm more tired than I was 15 minutes ago... let's give it a couple more minutes" 7:30 - "It's really getting late, and I have to take a 12-minute piss... better get up now" 7:45 - "Fuck! Did I fall asleep again?" And on really bad days: 8:00 - "Shit, I'm already late, might as well catch another half hour" --> after which I'm usually unable to get back to sleep and finally end up hauling ass 5 minutes later.

Just did that this morning.

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Originally posted by fayraree Morning glory ftmfw.

i always thought morning glory was taking a morning dump

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Originally posted by sufee_b i always thought morning glory was taking a morning dump

lol that can be pretty glorious too