Originally posted by d-miurge
1. Take out a blank sheet of paper or open up a word processor where you can type (I prefer the latter because it’s faster).
2. Write at the top, “What other useful things can I do with my penis?”
3. Write an answer (any answer) that pops into your head. It doesn’t have to be a complete sentence. A short phrase is fine.
4. Repeat step 3 until you write the answer that makes you cry. This is the thing.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Nov-25-2007 23:37
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
I'm not talking about this thread only. He's irritating.
Because.
ohh shit well as long as i'm irritating you i shall continue. thanks oh envious one.
Nov-25-2007 23:47
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
ohh shit well as long as i'm irritating you i shall continue. thanks oh envious one.
You use to annoy me as well, but you grew on me...
like herpes
Nov-25-2007 23:48
RickyM
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Northern Ireland
Aristronica, you really are a classless moron.
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Nov-25-2007 23:49
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
Aristronica, you really are a classless moron.
i know right! good thing too. make all you other bastards look so classy in front of all these ladies...
Nov-25-2007 23:52
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by chach
like herpes
lol.
Nov-25-2007 23:54
Teh Jim
tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Tassie
Three guys are standing around a fire talking about how manly they are. Two of the blokes sit there telling story after story to each other, vying for the title of the most manly.
The Australian guy just sits there quietly, stoking the fire with his cock.
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Nov-26-2007 05:25
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Dervish t5gjyhiploiujfg
EDIT: formatting
lol, durty
*edit*
bhkubnhjubbhubhubhu
Nov-26-2007 05:30
Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen
Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast
Picking up peanuts.
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Nov-26-2007 05:34
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Picking up peanuts.
...
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.............
i fail to picture it.
Nov-26-2007 05:43
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Picking up peanuts.
SO like..*tilts head to the side*..does it pick up the nuts you pee'd ...on?
Nov-26-2007 05:47
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere