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Originally posted by stren penis surgery, reduced by 35 cm

so thats who i received my extension from

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by leph555 so thats who i received my extension from

how's mr mojo risn' doing ?

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When I was eight or nine I had major eye's surgery. The area around my eye absessed and the whole area swelled up to the size of a baseball. I ended up having to go into surgery for about 10 hours get it fixed up. Spent 2 weeks in the hospital.


Last I got my tonsils taken out, after the surgery when I was still a bit doped up I screamed at the doctor to get me some "fucking pain killers"

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Originally posted by Abercrombie

Did I mention I was kicked in the face by a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

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fuck

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

chestsurgery, involved this thing

put in my chest to bend out some of my inwardbent ribs. basicly glorified plasticsurgery but done with a whole crew of surgeons.

fun times.

left two scars on the left & right side of the chest


they looked nasty and shit in 2002 but now they looks just 'normal'

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Knee scoped twice, once when I was 3 or 4 and again when I was 14. I don't remember the first one at all. The second, I just recall a bit of soreness, nothing major. The worst was waking in the recovery room. I felt like complete garbage and immediately rolled over and vomited.

Outside of that, I've spent quite a bit of time in the emergency room for various injuries. AND I STILL SQUIRM LIKE A PANSY WHEN IT COMES TO SHOTS!

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I had a tumor removed in my armpit 2 years ago. It was a lymph node about half the size of a golf ball. I will never do surgery awake ever again! I could feel the doctor pushing his finger inside my arm and pulling things! It was disturbing and I was shaking for 3 hours after that! Lesson learned is to always ask for drugs to go sleep sleep.

1)When I was about 8-9 I had my adenoids and tonsils taken out.
2)When I was 15 I shattered my cheekbone and had to have that repaired.
[[field hockey ball to the face.. ouchhh]]
3)I had to have my nose repaired twice.. I broke it cheerleading [double tuck basket toss=heel to the face] and when it was still healing I managed to re-break it even worse..
What can I say.. I like my contact sports

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Did I mention I was kicked in the face by a Tyrannosaurus Rex?

That is no fun, better not be how they fixed your saliva glan!

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Originally posted by barbina 2)When I was 15 I shattered my cheekbone and had to have that repaired. [[field hockey ball to the face.. ouchhh]]

I smashed my front teeth doing that in school. mega-ouch. And that was after I'd smashed the same front teeth falling off a bike onto a kerb jaw-first. blah