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Originally posted by Djsketchbag LAME

+1

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all i know is that if a guy takes more time than me to get ready..there is something clearly wrong...it's just not natural that's all..and those vaginos look like they take at least 2hrs lol

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Originally posted by SasH21 BTW, plz stop bugging me on myspace..it ain't happening, chuck! Thanks.

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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl all i know is that if a guy takes more time than me to get ready..there is something clearly wrong...it's just not natural that's all..and those vaginos look like they take at least 2hrs lol

i have a friend who is dating a vagino.

her justification is that she thinks its hot they take that much time. in fact she thinks its really considerate and hot when her bf asks her what she's wearing so he can find something that matches.

I don't get it, it's all just homosexual to me, so i just make fun of her.

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Originally posted by Dr Satan i have a friend who is dating a vagino. her bf asks her what she's wearing so he can find something that matches.

That's slightly cute..but just slightly!

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Originally posted by Dr Satan she thinks its really considerate and hot when her bf asks her what she's wearing so he can find something that matches.

This is actually a very old custom that is considered proper etiquette. A man should dress to compliment his companion for formal events. I will always choose my shirt and tie to compliment Mrs. Hazard's attire when formal dress is required.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard This is actually a very old custom that is considered proper etiquette. A man should dress to compliment his companion for formal events. I will always choose my shirt and tie to compliment Mrs. Hazard's attire when formal dress is required.

+1, always, always, always match your shirt/tie (esp. the tie) to your date, corsages too if the event calls for it.

Imagine getting all decked out in a stunning red dress and your escort shows up for pictures in a pink shirt! ew.
(Real men wear pink...confidently)

That's more of a formal protocol...hitting the club doesn't count.

[LOL @ Mrs. Hazard]

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I will always choose my shirt and tie to compliment Mrs. Hazard's attire when formal dress is required.

Awww, cuuuute!

*pukes*

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS your escort shows up

hehheheheehe u said "escort"

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS [LOL @ Mrs. Hazard]

Don't be laughing at my wife

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard A man should dress to compliment his companion for formal events.

yes of course...FORMAL events...other than that (such as going clubbing)..ummm...that's just ridiculous...my best friend's cousin and her bf are like those vaginos...and i've witnessed it... it's just pathetic