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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit talk about 2girls1cup to a co-worker in front of her. And if she tries to move away from the conversation, follow her.

I do believe we have a winner.

Or, put www dot hai2u dot com as her screensaver.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit talk about 2girls1cup to a co-worker in front of her. And if she tries to move away from the conversation, follow her.

damn it took my idea!
anyways, now that i think about it .... i much rather work with a bunch of mid to upper 30 guys and gals who talk about mutual and hedge funds, stocks, investments, and cds over her type of people. at first, i was like wtf. should i really think about investing in the market like they do? i thought about it, and figured i should grow up, and think about making the transition from light to medium/heavy investments in the future.

and i'm a software developer btw.

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Originally posted by chimera66 she's super excited about working her talks about it everyday...i work for a sports league so i guess that's exciting but i've never seen anyone so excited.

turn emo and snarl at her.

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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it

You need Terry Tate Office Linebacker!

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

Hahaha, I thought somebody said "hurl a turd at her". That's a good idea.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Ugh, I had a feeling you were *that* co-worker...

And *that* is what exactly? hmm?

i have the same coworker to the near left
he constantly talkes over the phone and laughs so loud i feel my ears are gonna burst. i just look at him and imagine i'm holding a desert eagle and BANGBANGBANGBANG FUCKING BANG!!! NIGGA STYLE (holding the gun side down above head)

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Originally posted by Zoso Reminds me of the woman on Seinfeld to whom Kramer pitched his "coffee table book about coffee tables" idea. Can't find an image of her, though.

caught that episode on tv like a week ago. Booo! Booo! Shhhhhh!!! Sorry it's my nostrils.

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Originally posted by gwrmarines You need Terry Tate Office Linebacker!

+1

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Originally posted by Omega_M Oh look !! one more I bitch about life thread by Chimera

fuck off, just stated what was happening at that moment. i posted what everyone else on my damn floor was saying but thought i would get funnier responses from the c0r but oddly enough my other coworkers were funnier. if you don't like what i post then don't respond

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

make her watch 2 girls 1 cup

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD