Originally posted by cmay119
Staples isn't a story. It's REAL!
Ooooooooh, it's a story alright. A true CORe legend.
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Originally posted by jupiterone
Holy shit... is pretty much what somes this thread up.
I was just getting home from staples (electronic store)
and i was waiting in line to pay for some cd-r's, this woman infront of me asks where the restroom is, the associate says they dont allow bathrooms to customers. im like wtf?! that is just wrong!
So low and behold i see her giving this weird face like shes holding it in
so like 30 seconds later the woman SHITS diahrea EVERYWHERE. its like a huge 16x16 inch puddle of pure brown and yellow chunky wet SHIT.
it was the grossest thing EVER. IT JUST SEPT THROUGH HER SKIRT AND JUST...came down like f'ing niagra falls.
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Originally posted by jupiterone
basically how much shit there was...1 inch high prob too
Wow I didn't think the running while shitting combo was possible! I remember them trying it on Jackass and they had to use a laxative to get the guy to go
Dec-15-2007 21:35
iammesol
Burnt out and grown up
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Atlanta, USA
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Originally posted by idoru
Ooooooooh, it's a story alright. A true CORe legend.
Originally posted by cmay119
I'm pretty sure this girl trumps all your stories (NSFW):
Damn, I feel bad for this girl.
iv actually seen that before. where is it from though? i would love to know the story behind it.
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD
Dec-15-2007 21:56
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
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Originally posted by nchs09
iv actually seen that before. where is it from though? i would love to know the story behind it.
Supposedly from a music video. It is, however, fake. Nip/Tuck also used it in one of their episodes as a gag when Sean's girlfriend crapped in the hot tub.
Dec-15-2007 22:05
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
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Originally posted by bas
Supposedly from a music video. It is, however, fake. Nip/Tuck also used it in one of their episodes as a gag when Sean's girlfriend crapped in the hot tub.
looks very real though
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD
Dec-15-2007 22:12
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
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Originally posted by Spacey Orange
...by the fourth and fifth day though, he was reciting the lord's prayer.
Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
A true CORe legend.
) Staples is triumphant!
