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Originally posted by jennypie Sounds like she's insecure about her vag.

yep

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont flatter yourself little boy. don't forget- im not the one needing personal advice on an edm forum. whatever you "do" to me, youre still a fucking idiot.

shut the fuck up. please. its funny how you have a sig like that, not suprising thou, let me awenser the question you ask yourself every day - that is, why is it that i dont have any real life friends or girlfriends for that matter. it's becasue your fucking douchebag and nobody wants to be around you. its ok when you go jerk off to redtube.com and wish you had a girl, its ok, dont give up HOPE just yet, OH WAIT... you already have.

too bad.

shithead. QQ plz.

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You have been with her going on 3 months and have not had sex yet? How old are you, 16?

18.

@ EMC^2, haha. funny suggestion and i like but i don't think id get the greatest results if i started rubbing her asshole when she doesn't even let me touch her pussy broski. and god i hope not about teh large flaps. great story thou, very inspirational.

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Originally posted by idoru FYI, you just dignified his posts.

yaaaa yaa i understand, just a forewarning to everyone else. but i promise from THIS point on no more dignifyig from me

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God, would some of you just learn to take everything with a grain of salt? I know you won't even listen to this advice, but getting angry at people over the internet is a worthless pursuit in futility. So stop it.

Only when you realize this will you understand how fun it is to be a complete cvnt as often as possible. It's really quite fun - give it a try. I suggest insulting PKC's joke of a fag mother. She's easy bait.

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Originally posted by r5a 18. @ EMC^2, haha. funny suggestion and i like but i don't think id get the greatest results if i started rubbing her asshole when she doesn't even let me touch her pussy broski. and god i hope not about teh large flaps. great story thou, very inspirational.

I'd seriously give up my left nut to be 18 again. Dude, it's all down to making her feel sexy and comfortable. Don't rush. Next time she's over, just spend some time above her breasts before venturing south and shower her with compliments. Just keep your hands away from her private areas, caress her neck, face, back of her head, hold her face in your hands - it would make her feel re-assured.

I say after about 20 - 30 minutes of making out, start moving south, play with her boobies but always come back up and kiss her - this way she doesn't think it's all about groping. Don't even touch her below the waist. if you got her top off - play with that. Key word is "gently", NO GROPING. run your fingers around the sides of her tummy, small of her back, heck - give her a back rub. DO NOT LET HER TOUCH YOU.

If after 1 hour she don't rip your PANTS OFF and rape you, check her pulse - you may have overestimated how much GHB to pour in her drink. Call 911, stat.



Cheers. Now, go on - do the homework listed above, report with results. It's the only way I get to live vicariously nowdays.

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Originally posted by emc^2 I'd seriously give up my left nut to be 18 again. Dude, it's all down to making her feel sexy and comfortable. Don't rush. Next time she's over, just spend some time above her breasts before venturing south and shower her with compliments. Just keep your hands away from her private areas, caress her neck, face, back of her head, hold her face in your hands - it would make her feel re-assured. I say after about 20 - 30 minutes of making out, start moving south, play with her boobies but always come back up and kiss her - this way she doesn't think it's all about groping. Don't even touch her below the waist. if you got her top off - play with that. Key word is "gently", NO GROPING. run your fingers around the sides of her tummy, small of her back, heck - give her a back rub. DO NOT LET HER TOUCH YOU. If after 1 hour she don't rip your PANTS OFF and rape you, check her pulse - you may have overestimated how much GHB to pour in her drink. Call 911, stat. Cheers. Now, go on - do the homework listed above, report with results. It's the only way I get to live vicariously nowdays.

this is good stuff, ty. i'll admit. i just came out of a year long relationship with some girl and in that i was getting a lot of sex without asking or doing very much, it was pretty nice. i just gotta get used to the new dynamics and how we work really.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Only when you realize this will you understand how fun it is to be a complete cvnt as often as possible. It's really quite fun - give it a try. I suggest insulting PKC's joke of a fag mother. She's easy bait.

Please, you only wish you were a real cunt.

save it for marriage

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Originally posted by r5a shut the fuck up. please. its funny how you have a sig like that, not suprising thou, let me awenser the question you ask yourself every day - that is, why is it that i dont have any real life friends or girlfriends for that matter. it's becasue your fucking douchebag and nobody wants to be around you. its ok when you go jerk off to redtube.com and wish you had a girl, its ok, dont give up HOPE just yet, OH WAIT... you already have. too bad. shithead. QQ plz.

i am very popular, because i am lovely and loveable and people appreciate my honesty and integrity, my quick wit and humour. i have so many RL friends i dont feel the need to suck off every internet persona i come into contact with. im also guessing that people like the fact i can think for myself and dont need to post retarded threads on the internet because i am incapable of engineering a mature conversation with my significant other. loser. yes, i am single, and very happy to be so. you don't even understand what my sig means, so don't pretend to.

at the end of the day, the idiot asking for "giving hand" advice on a music forum is the last person that should be throwing retarded insults around.

good luck with the "giving hand" here's a hint: you're an unclean, grotty little boy and she doesnt want your grubby mitts anywhere near her cvnt. try taking a shower.

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Originally posted by jennypie Please, you only wish you were a real cunt.

What an image!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On What an image!

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Originally posted by r5a

I was in a situation in a way like the one you're in almost 4 years ago. The chic I was it gave real good head and was an attractive Puertorican chic. She wouldn't let me smash for over 2 weeks, my temper ran a little short with her and finally got an explanation. The bitch had genital warts and was on some kind of pill, I remember that shit like it was yesterday. I had a weird feeling in my stomach for some fucking reason after hearing that. I genuinely felt bad for the chic and broke it off and made an appointment with my doctor immediately to check for any diseases. I was really young and scared and thought that I might have caught something from her from swapping saliva and the blowjobs. You might just want to have a real serious talk with her, don't be afraid to ask her if she has genital warts or anything along those lines.