Registered: Nov 2000
Location: Maximum Security twilight home for cats
quote:
Originally posted by chach
She's got nasty
fixed
Crap, why did I click here...
Feb-05-2008 01:41
smokeape
Lowland Trance Addict
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Heart of Dixie
Re: Do you guys know what a "special" is?
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Well, do you?
Last special I heard about was called a Hurricane Gussie. In short, man goes to house of ill repute and hooks up with a lady friend named Hurricane Gussie. She pins him on the bed and commences to blow on him. Man says "WTF is that?" She replies "Those are the winds that come with the Hurricane" Next she commences to beat him on the head with her titties. Man says "WTF is that?" She replies, "Those are the coconuts falling down from the palm trees in the hurricane." Next she stands up and commences to piss all over him. Man says "WTF is that?" She replies, " Those are the warm tropical rains that come with the hurricane."
The man gets up and runs out the door. The woman says "What's the problem?" The man replies on his way out " I can't f*ck in this kinda weather!"