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Originally posted by jennypie Oh man, you calling me fat?

on the contrary, I'd say you are less "phat" in sexual creativity.

Mind you, I loved this:

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Originally posted by jennypie I dress up in slutty lingerie and let my bf treat me like a prostitute.

girls who don't polish knob aren't worth dating. It is a requirement in my books.

Granted, I love returning the favour unlike a lot of you lazy, selfish blokes out there.

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"No offense, but you're stupid"

can any girls really cook a steak as well as a man?

how about i cook my own steak, you feed it to me, and then you blow me.

win.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur It's not on the calendar, so it doesn't count!

Just to clarify, this was K@tie.

I'm all for it, whether it's on the calendar or not.

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I'm the trouble starter, fuckin' instigator.
I'm the fear-addicted, danger illustrated.

it's a month away...i'm not even sure what i'm doing next weekend.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Just to clarify, this was K@tie. I'm all for it, whether it's on the calendar or not.

good recovery, cuz i was about to slap you in the face!

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Originally posted by Cro_Addict good recovery, cuz i was about to slap you in the face!

ROFL!

Cosmic go over to Katie's place and pen it in on her calendar. Also update her pc calendar. Fixed!

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Just to clarify, this was K@tie. I'm all for it, whether it's on the calendar or not.

so it was steak and bj day really early for you guys, eh????

sweet lol

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i wanna wipe my ass with mona lisa !!!

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Originally posted by fayraree

its a croatian thing...

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They're all crazy. Even you. You're all...crazy."
"Even me?" she said.
I thought, "Oh right, if I categorically eliminate all other people, it's just me and her. She'd like that.
"Especially you" I said.
"You are virtually the ring leader, the way I see it."
Then, I blew out the candle.

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Originally posted by fayraree huh? PANCAKE?

no CREPES/CRAPES

Just made my reservations for Canoe Fucken eh!!