So, Mr. Niveole have you decided on a winner?

I got a bunch of things wrong with me...


Here they are, in chronological order...











































Yahel and Skazi signed this one ^^^




My girlfriend wore the last one...it says "GIZMILIMIXIKIT!!!"


So do I win or what?

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Originally posted by dj_souvlaki i was really hammered one night she was a he. im still shitting pancakes.

Reminds me of the episode of House where he figures out that a father's daughter (a teen model, i think she was 16) seduced her father and got him to sleep with her, pretty much so she could get whatever she wanted bc he'd know he fucked up. It gave her like a free pass to whatever she wanted.

And this chick was like smoking... "the perfect woman" she kept being described as on the show!

Turns out... she was actually he! She didnt have ovaries, she had TESTICLES INSIDE HER INSTEAD!!

(imagine teh father now too!! HAHAHA)

I forget the logic, but somehow she was like pure estrogen... anyways, it made sense on the show.

But the perfect "she" was a "he"

CRAZY!!!

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar Reminds me of the episode of House where he figures out that a father's daughter (a teen model, i think she was 16) seduced her father and got him to sleep with her, pretty much so she could get whatever she wanted bc he'd know he fucked up. It gave her like a free pass to whatever she wanted. And this chick was like smoking... "the perfect woman" she kept being described as on the show! Turns out... she was actually he! She didnt have ovaries, she had TESTICLES INSIDE HER INSTEAD!! (imagine teh father now too!! HAHAHA) I forget the logic, but somehow she was like pure estrogen... anyways, it made sense on the show. But the perfect "she" was a "he" CRAZY!!!

well she can go fuck herself then.

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Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* Winner...who the fuck wears yellow shirts?? What's WRONG with you Tyler!

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Whats wrong with me hmm i am here. Let me explain after my mom had 2 kids she decided to get her tubes tied cause she thought 2 kids was enough a boy and girl. Proper term is "Tubal ligations" and they are 99.5% effective as birth control so she thought she was done having kids. Knowing this has always bothered me, i am not supposed to be here i am the .5% i am a true mistake lol . pretty fucked up too me.

lol

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Originally posted by jchung52 lol its ok. its all about balance. i have a lot of good things happen to me. just that when things are going too good, i know something big is gonna hit me lol

Like a TRUCK ?


no realyl you need all the luck you can get, and i hope for all that karma wroks through and the stuff thats going good goes better... cheers


Im Gunna Save My Stories For Another Day, not worth Taking this ticket from all these intresting stories already

im a vagitarian. nuff said.

p.s. goddamn look at them bazoonga's !!!!!

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Originally posted by nigel2k Whats wrong with me hmm i am here. Let me explain after my mom had 2 kids she decided to get her tubes tied cause she thought 2 kids was enough a boy and girl. Proper term is "Tubal ligations" and they are 99.5% effective as birth control so she thought she was done having kids. Knowing this has always bothered me, i am not supposed to be here i am the .5% i am a true mistake lol . pretty fucked up too me. lol

Haha! My sister is a .5% baby too! Mistake for my parents (she was kid #5), but best thing that ever happened to me

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Originally posted by Lightshow

You love Ray Liotta?

I poured orange juice into my pancake mix today.

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im chinese.

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