"I want to munch on your box"

I've said that a few times. Seriously. I think it worked once.

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Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 "I want to munch on your box" I've said that a few times. Seriously. I think it worked once.

I'd throw a drink on someone if they said that to me and were serious

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Originally posted by barbina I'd throw a drink on someone if they said that to me and were serious

obviously it was a drunken joke. The phrase itself is not serious! But I suppose the brashness and surprise is enough to get me in the door with some girls. Oh isn't alcohol fun!

Oh, and I was a lot younger, dumber and sure as shit drunker when I cranked that gem out. I have more class these days....having a serious relatiosnhip for awhile can kinda instill that!

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Originally posted by Dj Smitty20 obviously it was a drunken joke. The phrase itself is not serious! But I suppose the brashness and surprise is enough to get me in the door with some girls. Oh isn't alcohol fun! Oh, and I was a lot younger, dumber and sure as shit drunker when I cranked that gem out. I have more class these days....having a serious relatiosnhip for awhile can kinda instill that!

haha then I take back my drink throwing antics

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Originally posted by barbina haha then I take back my drink throwing antics

can i munch your friends box?

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Originally posted by SniFFleS can i munch your friends box?

nope. not for sale

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it's even worse when guys resort to this kind of nonsense...

Hey, I noticed that we have the same phone! Oh wait, we don't. Mine is bla bla bla and yours is bla bla bla. Anyways, my name is.....

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Originally posted by 1dawoman it's even worse when guys resort to this kind of nonsense... Hey, I noticed that we have the same phone! Oh wait, we don't. Mine is bla bla bla and yours is bla bla bla. Anyways, my name is.....

are you serious? Someone actually did this? Ub3r Ghey!

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Originally posted by 1dawoman it's even worse when guys resort to this kind of nonsense... Hey, I noticed that we have the same phone! Oh wait, we don't. Mine is bla bla bla and yours is bla bla bla. Anyways, my name is.....

ooh ive gotten that
and then.. "what plan do you have"
thats when I walk away

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My best pickup line is "Want a roofie?"

Works every time.

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Originally posted by shanny My best pickup line is "Want a roofie?" Works every time.

lol Ive heard that before.. from creepers and normal people.. so depending on the situation it can work

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