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Originally posted by prolikewhoa throughout my junior year of high school, i probably stole between $5,000 and $10,000 worth of clothes, jewelry, shoes, accessories, toiletries, and make-up

throughout my post high-school, early working life you where the bane of my existence having to figure out if it was staff or customers nicking everything not nailed down



Getting married is up there with dumbest things, don't know about worst.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit stole my teacher's wallet, took the money, and spent the rest of the school day marking and destroying all the cards and junk inside, left it in the bathroom sink with the water running

lol you sociopath you...

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i was drunk and I met my current wife........... Damn the alcohol..ban the damn evil thing ..ban it

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R.I.P English..

Hell worst thing is drinking beer under bridge and we all left area and left female under there piss drunk and passby was hearing her moan and all and called the law. If she didn't get to the hospital she could of died by alcohol poison because she drank to much beer.

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when i worked at a department store i put a bunch of those sensor tags that go off when you try to leave the store in this ladies bag.


also, i superglued a penny to the floor to see how many people would actually try to pick up a penny. it was amusing for weeks.

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

Wasting thousands of dollars on drugs. I could have bought a car or started a business with all the money I've spent on drugs. Should have never started. I used to spend my entire paycheck on drugs when I was still in high school. Probably 5-10K range or 25-30% of all the money I've ever made.

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started a public recycle bin on fire. with a mortar.

It's something that only I know about, and it will remain that way no matter how much I trust someone.

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Originally posted by idoru It's something that only I know about, and it will remain that way no matter how much I trust someone.

so scandelous

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Originally posted by idoru It's something that only I know about, and it will remain that way no matter how much I trust someone.

you touched yourself

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Originally posted by Palladium you touched yourself

Fuck, now everyone will know.

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Originally posted by idoru Fuck, now everyone will know.