Interesting statistics:

http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/stand_or_sit.html

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Originally posted by bananas Of course I stand up, wtf, it's easier and faster that way

I also wet the toilet paper down slightly on most occasions as it cleans muchos better. Maybe that's just odd etiquette, but you can't do that if you sit down unless you dabble it in poo water.

Sitting, 100%

BUT, on a side note:

Baby wipes!

Used to make fun of the roomies, but I can't go without them anymore. Multiple poops in a day = burning bum. Baby wipes? Not a problem.

Cuts down on toilet paper (you still want to use some for the initial wipe and to dry yourself off from the baby wipe), and smells nice. All around just a good way to do things.

Also note: only one wipe per flush. Those are the rules.

Also, I mean baby wipe per flush, not you know.....the necessary wipes.



"Fucking the world one wipe at a time."

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN makes us feel really behind the times. i cant believe australians havent adopted a device that sprays water all over the place when you dont want it to.

Not every single automatic toilet does that, this one particular just happens to be high powered and overly sensitive to movement

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Originally posted by RainOnLens Sitting, 100% BUT, on a side note: Baby wipes! Used to make fun of the roomies, but I can't go without them anymore. Multiple poops in a day = burning bum. Baby wipes? Not a problem. Cuts down on toilet paper (you still want to use some for the initial wipe and to dry yourself off from the baby wipe), and smells nice. All around just a good way to do things. Also note: only one wipe per flush. Those are the rules.

you don't need baby wipes if you dampen the toilet paper itself. It may not smell as scented, but then again, I don't want mah birthin' hole to smell like a swiffer wetjet.

Hahahaha! This is true, and I would stand behind the damp toilet paper....but

I just naturally feel the need to spend stupid amounts of money on chemical smelling wipes. If I'm going to pamper anything, it might as well be my ass.

What do you dampen the paper with?

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Vodka.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I also wet the toilet paper down slightly on most occasions as it cleans muchos better. Maybe that's just odd etiquette, but you can't do that if you sit down unless you dabble it in poo water.

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Originally Posted by RainOnLens Baby wipes! Used to make fun of the roomies, but I can't go without them anymore. Multiple poops in a day = burning bum. Baby wipes? Not a problem. Cuts down on toilet paper (you still want to use some for the initial wipe and to dry yourself off from the baby wipe), and smells nice. All around just a good way to do things.

How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)?