That depends: how much do I have to pay you to do it?

no chach. ur x'd off the map.

and u know what kind of pizza im getting? the kind that you're not gonna eat.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

quote:

Originally posted by jennypie That depends: how much do I have to pay you to do it?

You can pay me in beer.


How bout this, we'll shove a bunch of air in your pussy first, (you have a speculum?) and make a hole at the bottom of the can, shove it in real quick and then I'll pop the top and shotgun it right out of your snatch.

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee no chach. ur x'd off the map. and u know what kind of pizza im getting? the kind that you're not gonna eat.

Time for you to get a watch!





Oh wait...

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

omg why do people always wanna stop by my apt with coke?

"yo dude, i need so and so's number"

i give it to him.

2 min. later


"yo dude, can i stop by your house i need to use the internet and mine is down. i lost all my contacts in my phone and i need to access my email"

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Did you know that the male dolphine can have sex outside of the water for up to an hour?

___________________

quote:

Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

quote:

Originally posted by Clovis How bout this, we'll shove a bunch of air in your pussy first, (you have a speculum?) and make a hole at the bottom of the can, shove it in real quick and then I'll pop the top and shotgun it right out of your snatch.

Oh man, I remember when I used to do that to girls. Made second grade so much fun.

quote:

Originally posted by Slylee omg why do people always wanna stop by my apt with coke? "yo dude, i need so and so's number" i give it to him. 2 min. later "yo dude, can i stop by your house i need to use the internet and mine is down. i lost all my contacts in my phone and i need to access my email"

So what you're saying is, you're gonna blast some Farley's and then fuck everyone to death??!!


ARE YOU FROM SPACE?????

lol no way i already committed to breakfast & beach plans tomorrow with momma dukes. there's no way i'm doing blow right now.

___________________

My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Holy shit, I'm sorry about that. I'm pretty sure I saw that in a non-pornographic movie once.

Just one line...just one line

___________________
last minute disco dot net