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Originally posted by aNYthing Why haven't any women ever gone to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning yet

My God

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Originally posted by iammesol My God

...it's full of stars?

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Q: What do you call a woman with parkinsons and a yeast infection?
A: Shake-n-Bake

Q: Why do women's nipples have bumps?
A: It's a writing in braille that says "lick here"

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we care

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warning *bad one*

Q: Why did the Royal Family want to squash the Princes Di crash investigation?

A: They knew who was driving the car


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Q: What do you call two blondes in a jeep?
A: Dual airbags

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Originally posted by Ian how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

LOL!!



You have been waiting for an opportunity to post that, haven't you

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Originally posted by Theresa LOL!! You have been waiting for an opportunity to post that, haven't you

actually no. It was just a spur of the minute thing, and I didn't think anyone would actually find it funny. I'm pretty impressed

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Originally posted by aNYthing Q: What do you call a woman with parkinsons and a yeast infection? A: Shake-n-Bake

Ugh, finally, one I haven't heard a million times before. Well done.

Why was the shopping trolley invented?























































To teach women to stand on their hind legs.

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Q: What does WIFE mean?

A: It's a job description: Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

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Originally posted by aNYthing son asks dad: "dad, what does a woman's vagina look like?" dad: "son, before sex, it looks like a stunningly beautiful rose with morning dew on it." son: "what about after sex?" dad: "son, have you seen a bulldog that just ate a jar of mayonaise?"

fkn lOL!

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
Walking the dog is relaxing.

God creates a man and tells him "I'm happy with my work. Real beautiful specimen. You may live"

God creates a woman and tells her ".. and you... you will have to put make up on..."

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Summary of an ASOT episode:

- The newest tunes selected!!!! the hottest tracks in a row!!!! here is your host arrrrrmin van buuuuuuuuhreeennnnnhnnhhn
- hello and welcome glad u cud join us this is a state of trance episode blah blah blah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaah whineeeeeeeeeeeee blah blaaaaaaaaah
- that was the newest track by blah bla and before that was blaaaaaaah
- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....the end
Vomit-inducing trifecta tunage: Zocalo | Summer Dream | Shivers

This should sum it up.



Man's Life Before and After Marriage

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All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.