just pump her one more time then when you're about done shout her best friends name and tell her you've been banging her.

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Obviously you've got to keep banging her. Invite her over a few times, fuck her proper, then make up an excuse every time about why she has to leave immediately. Soon enough she'll get the idea that you're a disgusting pig and leave you alone. Amirite?

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Originally posted by Zoso Obviously you've got to keep banging her. Invite her over a few times, fuck her proper, then make up an excuse every time about why she has to leave immediately. Soon enough she'll get the idea that you're a disgusting pig and leave you alone. Amirite?

quoted for accuracy.

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Did she buy you a gun rack?

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just get a new girlfriend (one who is hot and looks nothing like her)? she'll fuck off

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS Did she buy you a gun rack?

I don't own ahh gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.


What am I going to do ... with a gun rack?

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please."

do what I did with my ex.... meet up with her... bang the shit out of her (anal works best, cum in her eye to really top it off). Afterward she'll ask something to the effect of "I guess this means we're back together?" To which you replay (as I did), "No, I figured we'd just fuck. I know you love me but the truth is, I deserve better."

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard do what I did with my ex.... meet up with her... bang the shit out of her (anal works best, cum in her eye to really top it off). Afterward she'll ask something to the effect of "I guess this means we're back together?" To which you replay (as I did), "No, I figured we'd just fuck. I know you love me but the truth is, I deserve better."

lolol

"i know this must be hard. i would be upset if i were breaking up with me too. but the important thing is.... *push her gently out of bed*

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee "i know this must be hard. i would be upset if i were breaking up with me too. but the important thing is.... *push her gently out of bed*

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter "Look here woman, unless you're bringing cake I've told you this relationship is over! So the choice is yours, cake or leave"

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