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Originally posted by bas I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

yeah you can't be concentrating on the laws of physics when in the the throes of passion

Neither. Its fun to get started in there, but its gotta move to another room. Water sucks as lube.

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Originally posted by bas I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

Yeah any attempt in the shower is just asking for an injury unless its a big ass shower with a built in seat or something.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel So since you work at the store, what are the details? lol yeah.

Im at the Corp head office not the store

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Originally posted by d-miurge Spa then shower, et vice versa ad libitum. /thread

(I keep running into this latin lingo in the article I am currently editing)


Anyway - in a sauna, one will get dyhydrated as fuck, especially if there is/was alcohol involved prior/during the seks.

Hot tub/pool sex is not good for the lady as the man is pumping water into her cervix area tsk tsk tsk ... does no one watch The Sunday Night Sex Show anymore? (nvm i think it was cancelled 5 years ago)

Anything in the shower is prime, imo... two gyrating bodies covered in a continuous flow of hot water HOLLER

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by bas I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

be a fucking man

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Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

of course in order for me to be preferential to any of the choices, it would be in assumption that i actually have sex. and everyone knows i'm a virgin.

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Originally posted by denys envy of course in order for me to be preferential to any of the choices, it would be in assumption that i actually have sex. and everyone knows i'm a virgin.

Vlad you forgot to logout of Denys.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by bas I tried that, but the shower walls get slippery. We were slowly sliding down the whole time, then I pulled a hammy

what is a hammy?

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox what is a hammy?

Hamstring.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

hammy is a fat chick.

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I thought it has something to do with the male genital apparatus itself ... to me it looks like blood sausage ... and vaginas look like lunch meat ... the entire porn film industry reminds me of a butcher shop

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget