I sent: Can I eat your baby for dinner?

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

A girl named Chandler and a boy named Dominique. We shoulda never gave them niggas moneeyyyy!!!

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This is Dr.Helpert from the clinic. We have a positive on the blood test. Call the office immediately.


I'm going to text some pr0n pictures via 811.com too.

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

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Originally posted by Domesticated I once hooked up with a random chick because she accidentally text my number, we spent a week flirting via messages, then decided to meet up. The world works in mysterious ways.

i once went on a date with a guy who i had to deal with on the phone at work one time because he liked my voice and relentlessly hit on me.

he was actually pretty sexy but waayy too immature. like in a johnny knoxville kinda way. lol no thanks.

and LOL at "BAQ"

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue a black girl named tanzania??

I met a girl named Kenya once. If I were 100% black I'd name my kids Kwami, Kofi and Kowabanga.

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