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| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Gee, it sounds like she likes you a lot. There might even be S.O. material here (that means Significant Other for all of you not down with the lingo)! However, if you plan on moving in with her when there are other males there, I would be wary of one of them taking her from you!
So here's what you do:
Find a park with lots of trees, you know, one with lots of food? Find a sort of soft, but not wet, patch of ground and begin digging. Don't stop until you can't go anymore. If you dig all the way to the bottom, you'll have your main hallway. From there, begin hollowing out dens for food storage and a narrow burrow for your offspring. I, personally, was raised in a nice neighbourhood all of my life, so I stole as much string and knitting material from Michaels as my coat could bear, then made myself and potential family a little beddy-bye in my underground lair, but YMMV. You can get soft, downy material almost anywhere that the wind blows garbage to, and most of that is perfect for lining your little love cave. At this point I think you're ready to invite her over for drinks and mating, don't fuck it up! Candles are a must, as the only possessions you have to burn are those you scrounged for anyways, so no worries!
We'll expect pictures of your first 2 litters in 5 months. Don't let us down! |
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