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Originally posted by Zild I saw your gigantic ass from over there in produce so my place or yours? I have fresh sheets!

yeah, never invite them to dinner if they'd clearly break your bank.

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I was thinking more along the lines of giant porn star ass not giant fatty ass, but hey that works fine too. A man's gotta eat which is why he was in the store to begin with.

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Originally posted by jennypie Wait. You'd be flattered if I tried to emasculate you? Or if a chick tried to pick you up in the grocery store?

obviously i meant the emasculation.

if someone tries using some elaborate pickup situation like the one OP posted you gotta at least give the guy credit for being imaginative. unless he straight up copies it. then it's just gay.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue obviously i meant the emasculation.

I knew it! Fag!

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Originally posted by jennypie I knew it! Fag!

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edit: at least i don't drink boone's farm and melon liquor

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue :gsmile: edit: at least i don't drink boone's farm and melon liquor

whatever, i'd rather pick up someone in the booze aisle than the salad bar

wtf people are so stupid. fuck pickup lines.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel wtf people are so stupid. fuck pickup lines.

yeah. i'd rather bonk a girl in the head with a bat and drag her by the hair to my house

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by Yohan yeah. i'd rather bonk a girl in the head with a bat and drag her by the hair to my house

You don't do that already?!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by tubularbills whatever, i'd rather pick up someone in the booze aisle than the salad bar

hang around the aisles where they sell boone's farm and i'm sure you'll find that special guy out there someday

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How to get her number: Don't. Instead, give her your card

Man, if you have your own card [and carry them with you] you're probably fucking hideous anyways, which explains why you are seeking hook-up tips from Men's Health. Not to say that people who have their own business card are necessarily ugly - just the desperate ones.

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