BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

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Seriously now,

I was with two other friends of mine, and we all wanted to cross the Brasilia's widest avenue. Everything that could've gone wrong did go wrong that night, so we thought we had already run out of bad luck.

We went to the zebra crossing near an intersection and waited for the green light. But, my friends (two girls) were impatient, because even though the light was red for pedestrians, there was no car in sight. "Meh, it's almost midnight", one of my friends said, "and it seems the avenue is desert anyway. Let's just cross". Convinced by her strong arguments, we started crossing the avenue. As we stepped on the second lane, a tsunami of cars came out of a hidden part of the intersection and, when I saw that, I yelled and ran as fast as I could. Looking left, I even saw this one guy aiming at me and trying to hit me with his car, but I managed to reach the pavement/sidewalk a split second before the car caught me. After I realised what had just happened, I let out a sigh and the obvious struck me...

... my friends were wearing high heels!

I turned around and I saw them, hugging one another, crying in the middle of the avenue, on top of a lane strip. The automotive tsunami was soon gone, and they managed get to the other side of the road afterwards.

That night rocked!

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Originally posted by Lira Seriously now, I was with two other friends of mine, and we all wanted to cross the Brasilia's widest avenue. Everything that could've gone wrong did go wrong that night, so we thought we had already run out of bad luck. We went to the zebra crossing near an intersection and waited for the green light. But, my friends (two girls) were impatient, because even though the light was red for pedestrians, there was no car in sight. "Meh, it's almost midnight", one of my friends said, "and it seems the avenue is desert anyway. Let's just cross". Convinced by her strong arguments, we started crossing the avenue. As we stepped on the second lane, a tsunami of cars came out of a hidden part of the intersection and, when I saw that, I yelled and ran as fast as I could. Looking left, I even saw this one guy aiming at me and trying to hit me with his car, but I managed to reach the pavement/sidewalk a split second before the car caught me. After I realised what had just happened, I let out a sigh and the obvious struck me... ... my friends were wearing high heels! I turned around and I saw them, hugging one another, crying in the middle of the avenue, on top of a lane strip. The automotive tsunami was soon gone, and they managed get to the other side of the road afterwards. That night rocked!

Assuming it rocked because afterwards you got some SEXY TIME with both of them?

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Originally posted by Amduscias Assuming it rocked because afterwards you got some SEXY TIME with both of them?

No, they aren't really my type. It's just funny to remember everything that went wrong that night

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Originally posted by Lira No, they aren't really my type. It's just funny to remember everything that went wrong that night

Saying yes does not hurt

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Originally posted by Amduscias Saying yes does not hurt

But I didn't even try to bang them

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this one time, i smoked heaps and heaps of weed and almost had a heart attack and i had to call for an ambulance.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN this one time, i smoked heaps and heaps of weed and almost had a heart attack and i had to call for an ambulance.

LMFAO

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Slipped down a cliff when bush walking and slid on my ass for a while because the weight of my pack was pulling me down. I thought "yeah np, I'll just wait till I stop/hit a tree or something" until I remembered I was going towards a 30M drop down to some very nasty, stereotypical waters-edge rocks.

Managed to flip over and grab the edge of the cliff right at the end. I was hanging over it, feet and pack dangling down because it was a lip and not a straight edge. My boots were wet so I couldn't get any grip on the face and all I was holding myself up with was my arms so I couldn't get my pack off.

After stopping freaking the fuck out for a minute I realised I could try to claw my way back up, because there were a fair few handholds in the ground in front. Still couldn't get the pack off so I had to ninja back up a fucking cliff face with a full pack until I got to a tree.

Didn't trust the shit out of that so I stayed low and went tree for tree until I got up. Tried to explain the almost dying-ness to my mates and they laughed and said I owed them because I held them up in the rain.

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Once I was on a bus in Jersey City, and I fell asleep. I opened my eyes sensing something wierd and this guy was 8 inches away from my face with a knife half-inch away from my chin. He smiled and said he was sorry, he just wanted to give me a shave, and walked away to the back of the bus... I never sleep on busses anymore...

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Was out surfing with my friend in Lima, we padded out pas the breakers, which were about 1.5m when we got out, and then it started to go crazy, 3m waves breaking all at the same time, no chance to ride them at all- They came one after another and they moved us about 1.5K northwest- was crazy... took us like 45 mins of just swimming under waves, trying not to drown before we were finally close enough to catch a couple of the late breaks and move closer to the shore...


We were shaking so much after that, holy crap-


There's been other times too, thats the most vivid

i can still remember swimming under those waves and searching for the surface

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