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Originally posted by colonelcrisp 1/4 oz of smoked greens, 3 vicodins, and two dozen rockstar lines of coke.......... then i would pay the guard to switch the lethal injection chemicals with heroin... might as well try to chase the dragon to my execution......

That would be interesting. Instead of the chair, you get a mega dose of heroin lol

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I'd order beans, taco bell, chase it with some milk and pickles. I want the shits to run when they flip the switch. I wanna fart like a mother****** - a final "Adios".

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Technically, the final meal is supposed to be held the day before your execution, supposedly to prevent the whole "shitting yourself to the point of non-recognition". Bummer

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Here's a way to use the American law system against itself:
I would ask for my own heart. It can be aquiered cheaply and easily (I'd consent to any procedure), so they have to deliver before they execute me. Then a rediculous legal dispute would ensue, since my last meal can't be made without killing me, but they also can't execute me without giving me the last meal first.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Here's a way to use the American law system against itself: I would ask for my own heart. It can be aquiered cheaply and easily (I'd consent to any procedure), so they have to deliver before they execute me. Then a rediculous legal dispute would ensue, since my last meal can't be made without killing me, but they also can't execute me without giving me the last meal first.

The problem you'd run into is that you've been ordered by law to be executed whereas the last meal thing is really just department of corrections policy (meaning it's something they do per internal procedures, you have no right to it). Law will win out over policy.

If you want to use the law against itself then do what some guy from Washington did... in Washington the DOC cannot deny you food; so this guy ate a shit load and got very obese. In Washington you can elect how you get executed (lethal injection or hanging I believe)... he choose hanging. Unfortunately for the DOC, he got so fat that they could not hang him without his head being removed from his rotund body... decapitation is considered cruel and unusual punishment therefore they cannot execute him until he loses weight... but he won't go on a diet.

edit... just checked... Mitchell Rupe was his name... he died in Feb 2006 of liver disease. So I suppose all the above should have been in the past tense.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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