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Originally posted by whiskers http://images.encyclopediadramatica...e1/Cooldude.gif

As far as illustrations of ancient cliches go, that was pretty funny.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles As far as illustrations of ancient cliches go, that was pretty funny.

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Here is the deal TA...

She worked with me at a restaurante together for 6 Months+++

honest estimation

she is my friend only

ive never even kissed her...weve just spent so much fun times with each other...its the worse of all the prior losses

ALL THE FIRST 5 PAINS PUT TOGETHER DIDNT HURT THIS MUCH

ive never even kissed her...

Stage 5 Clinger!

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How old are you?

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

valentines day is coming up...

Maybe God will avenge this for me somehow?

o well hoes know me well im swell, its swell its never over for me like i cant go to hell

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Originally posted by st3nc valentines day is coming up... Maybe God will avenge this for me somehow? o well hoes know me well im swell, its swell its never over for me like i cant go to hell

Are you for real?

in love with six girls in a row i think you are in love with being in love.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

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Originally posted by st3nc valentines day is coming up... Maybe God will avenge this for me somehow? o well hoes know me well im swell, its swell its never over for me like i cant go to hell

Don't go around thinking this "god" is going to fix all your problems. Go out there and fix them yourself.

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Originally posted by st3nc Here is the deal TA... She worked with me at a restaurante together for 6 Months+++ honest estimation she is my friend only ive never even kissed her...weve just spent so much fun times with each other...its the worse of all the prior losses ALL THE FIRST 5 PAINS PUT TOGETHER DIDNT HURT THIS MUCH ive never even kissed her...

You don't even know what "love" is.

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Originally posted by idoru You don't even know what "love" is.

"If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a mother******, you ain't been in love. If you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain't been in love. And the only thing that's stopped you from killing this mother****** was a episode of CSI: "Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass." "

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Originally posted by idoru You don't even know what "love" is.

Nobody does. People just like to pretend that their definition of it is better than everyone else's.