Alright I know Vday is a sham, and I honestly was NOT expecting Jimmy to get me anything. I mean shit, I have to work till 11 tonight..just another day really. But he got me gold hoop earrings and a heart-shaped diamond belly button ring, er...barbell rather. Oh and some sexy panties and this HOT fucking one piece lingerie thing. Omg. So hot. Lol.

I fucked the shit out of him in it last night.

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Originally posted by jennypie Alright I know Vday is a sham, and I honestly was NOT expecting Jimmy to get me anything. I mean shit, I have to work till 11 tonight..just another day really. But he got me gold hoop earrings and a heart-shaped diamond belly button ring, er...barbell rather. Oh and some sexy panties and this HOT fucking one piece lingerie thing. Omg. So hot. Lol. I fucked the shit out of him in it last night.

LOL

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

HUGE bouquet of GORGEOUS flowers in a glass vase delivered to my work
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condoms
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pills

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

I appreciate a Vagina, but very few men know how to work with a vagina. You have to know how to properly 'go down' on a lady first. it is all about anatomy.

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Originally posted by winston I appreciate a Vagina, but very few men know how to work with a vagina. You have to know how to properly 'go down' on a lady first. it is all about anatomy.

What exactly is this 'going down' you speak of?

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I'm pretty sick of people saying Valentime's Day

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm pretty sick of people saying Valentime's Day

LOL This something that always annoyed me to. I always want to take a sign that says "Idiots say valentiMes day....I am one of them." and stick it on people that say it.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Something. She asked me the other day if I could try to be out of the house the whole day. I said I will try, but I am one of the few left that is single of most of my friends. Nah I really fucking don't give a shit. I just don't have a place to go so I can give my sister her privacy and let her have her fun with her hubby.

look at the bright side, you have an awesome jew beard which gives you some bragging rights, you live in california which means great weather all year round, go to the beach.

instead of hitting pre-teens at 'the park', try hitting on some rich woman in her forties looking for an 'adventure'

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Originally posted by mezzir What exactly is this 'going down' you speak of?

Goin’ downtown , goin’ downtown
Goin’ downtown to stand ’round and stare
And put people down for not being there
Goin’ downtown and I’ll see you there

haha yeah it is a nice day out right now. I am going to be hitting up a friends pad. They are having a party.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

tonight i go to big clob

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