Registered: Jun 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC Former SN: InsomnEac
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Originally posted by trancegurl
my mom is the worst..at least i have manners..we would go to the mall and she would fart in the clothes rack..one time, she was talking to the salesman and while she was asking for a diffent size, she let one rip..it was so loud..i think the sales guy was tryin hard not to laugh..then one time, we were at a restaurant and i ate this realllly hot pepper and i was drinking all this water..my mom goes "just fart out the hot gas." and before i could reply, she let one rip reallly loud in the restaurant...OMG...i wanted to die..what made it worse was that she was laughing too and everyone thought it was me..damn..i still need to get her back for that!
ROFL! good story heheh
usually people try so hard to hide them, lol
Jun-15-2002 04:50
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
LOL trancegurl
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Jun-15-2002 09:46
webmeister
beats that go thump
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney Australia
When u need to be discreet, I find that a nice loud cough provides the perfect cover.
Well it used to, for some annoying reason I can only do silent farts now
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Jun-15-2002 15:08
davinox
diving deep into sound
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
if we are talking about fart stories...
i was dancin' with this chick who was pretty damn hot and i let a loud one. hopefully she was listening to the music!
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Jun-15-2002 22:40
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
Re: all of the above
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Originally posted by trancegurl
ooooo there's is nothing better than farting and then taking a big crap..im sorry if im being disgusting, but to me, all this talk is normal...since we all do it..feel free TAs to fart in front of me..i will be on the floor laughing AFTER i fart back..hahah...
Damn it, soon you're tellin us that you don't shave your arms and legs and nothing.. Hehe.. I like to take long craps too, there should be a law, something like you have to shit for at least 20 minutes and read sometghing while shitting Talking bout shits and craps and stuff.. My friend took a shit in the bus on the way home tonight, and he left the door open It was funny
If you have the chance, take a shit at a bus sometime, might be kool
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Jun-16-2002 00:12
Porky
State of Halcyon....
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: GU13
oink!
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the worst is when u got to let one go during class or when ur talking to a chick....and ur there squeezing ur ass cheeks together and squirming around like ur dislessic trying to hold that sucker in...or when ur trying to hold it in and then someone makes u laugh..i got to say the worst farts are from my friend mike...i swear to god i have no clue what the fuck that kid eats sometimes...oh well tootin is fun
i dunno who keeps me more entertained with their funnyness: vividboy or lMilk
booya!
Pork!
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Jun-16-2002 12:21
Porky
State of Halcyon....
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: GU13
Re: HAHAHAHH
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Originally posted by trancegurl
Actually, i am 25, been out of school for a while and working full time...and i have never been a part of a sorority..i guess it would be weird for a girl to talk about farting, but then again, i am a man trapped in a man's body..hahahah...to me, farting is a way of life..hahahah...
man's body? nah! trancegurl is a cutie
Trancegurl! We're going to see Deep Dish this friday!!!!!!
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Jun-16-2002 12:23
Porky
State of Halcyon....
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: GU13
pictures of Trancegurl
yes..the fart queen herself...
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Jun-16-2002 12:25
nekholm
nekholm
Registered: Jan 2001
Location: .fi
Re: pictures of Trancegurl
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Originally posted by DevanteS
the fart queen herself...
lol, her future custom status
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Jun-16-2002 13:27
Rostros
Carbon Sasquatch
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: United Kingdom
Ahh , it depends where i am , if im with my lady , i don't do it . With my mates i try and make the worst smell possible , at home yes.
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Hehe.. I like to take long craps too, there should be a law, something like you have to shit for at least 20 minutes and read sometghing while shitting 
It was funny 
pictures of Trancegurl
