Stranger: AIDs
Stranger: AIDS
Stranger: AIDS
Stranger: AIDS
You: you got em!
Stranger: AIDS
Stranger: HIV
Stranger: YEAH BABY
Stranger: I love aids and cancer

You: hi8
Stranger: heelllllo
Stranger: new to thing
Stranger: this*
You: yup me too
You: so where u from? lol
Stranger: yea my previous conversations
Stranger: were **** and pussy
Stranger: so glad u said hi
Stranger: hhahahha
You: did you beat it up good?

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Stranger: is this georgetown
You: This is Mordor
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Stranger: b9
You: Hit.
You: C8?
Stranger: miss b8
You: Miss.
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Stranger: Hey
You: i need some advise
Stranger: I'm here...
You: shes a liar
You: backstabber
Stranger: What happend?
You: i'm not totally sure.
Stranger: So... What do you think that happend?
You: all i know is that she isnt the same person she used to be and shes spends way to much time with adam now
You: thats my room mate btw
You: gah, i hate that guy
Stranger: Wow, i'm sorry
Stranger: Talk with her about this
Stranger: Or talk with Adam
You: i cant talk to him
Stranger: Why?
You: he wont listen and she just screams at me
You: i dont know what else to do
Stranger: Shes your girlfriend?
You: i love her still but she has other things in mind apparently
You: yes
You: ...or was. whatever
You: i dont know anymore
Stranger: Awn ):
Stranger: I still think you should talk with her
You: but what in the world do i say
Stranger: Everything that you're feeling, and thinking
You: im so stressed right now
You: i locked adam out of our apartment though!
Stranger: Can i try to distract you? You shouldn't be so stressed
Stranger: I just can talk, but anyway...
You: you can try i suppose
You: maybe something can work. nothing else does
You: yesterday i drank all night
You: still nothing
Stranger: Drinkes won't cure you
Stranger: (And sorry about any error, my english is not good)
You: just dont leave me without saying goodbye or something. i cant handle more rejection
Stranger: I won't. I never would leave someone without saying goodbye, and you... you need a help
You: thank you.
Stranger: You're welcome. So... Can we start our conversation again? I don't know anything about you. (Yeah, you're a stranger)
You: sure. hey my name is steve
Stranger: Hi Steve. I'm Mariah. Where are you from?
You: the US. you?
Stranger: Brazil. ):
You: cool.
Stranger: No, it's not cool. Don't matter, anyway.
Stranger: Mmm... How old are you?
You: 22.
Stranger: So much older than me.
You: crap. Lauren just called my phone. i didnt answer cause i didnt know what to say
Stranger: You should answer!
You: too late.
Stranger: Oh my God. It's too late here. I really have to go. I have school tomorrow.
You: wait
You: just a minute
Stranger: Answer in the next time.
Stranger: Okay...
You: happy april fools day.
Stranger: Ouch, isso que dá ser uma alma boa
Stranger: Rolleyes
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You: Ahoy! How goes it mate?
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: ?
You: From the darkest oceans, i, my son belong to the sea
You: Tis be a jolly day to feast on bread and wine eh?
Stranger: usted es muy loco mi amigo, usted no tiene big cojones
You: yarrr.... yee be laughing at me and me crew?
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Originally posted by ZeJayMan You: Howdy Stranger: hey You: how's it hanging? Stranger: to the left You: good times You: where are you from? Stranger: austria You: GDAY MATE! LETS PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

First one to make me lol .

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You: yo Stranger: hi Stranger: asl?? You: 24/m/norway You: how about u? Stranger: 15 f usa You: jackpot! Stranger: uhu?? Stranger: huh? You: i put on my robe and wizard hat Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: were no strangers to love You: Are you tired of helping your boss fulfill his or her dream, meanwhile putting your dreams on hold? You: Are you living a fulfilled life? Stranger: YES YES THATS ME YEEEEEEEES Stranger: I NEED HELP You: Do you have a plan to become debt free? Stranger: YES Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!1 You: Would you like to save money on your taxes? Stranger: YES You: I am helping people all across the nation do all of the above and more. Do yourself a favor and view my web presentation at www.2girls1cup.com You: If you decide that this is something you are very interested in, you can get started today and begin making money immediately. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: hi You: hey.. lets skip the usual blabla and get to business You: okay, so you've got your hands around my neck.. how tight are you squeezing? You: mmm Stranger: male or female) Stranger: ? You: im whatever you want me to be, hun You: now squeeze my neck Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: allright Stranger: so you want a bit of punaaaanyyy? You: yeah.. and i want you to sufficate me so hard You: u like that? Stranger: suffocate you by the neck? You: yeah Stranger: can i say im scared You: why? You: it says omegle - talk to stranglers Stranger: so im a man You: oh yeeeaaaah Stranger: are you of the female variety? You: hells yes Stranger: are you lying? because im totally into gayness You: i got all the plumbing and shit.. You: u like the pussy huh? You: u want to lick my bergina? Stranger: i want some french bread and a bit of mustard You: i mean vagina You: oh thats hot You: did you bring the roofies? Stranger: why call them roofies? they make you fall on the floor id call them floorie Stranger: s You: oh yeah, and what would you like to do to me while im passed out on the floor? You: mmmm Stranger: are you a man? You: im rubbing my clit Stranger: cock? You: naw, man You: im a gurl Stranger: man? You: yeah, you're a man, aren't you? Stranger: do you have a dingaling? Stranger: im a woman You: oh yeah You: strangle me, bitch! Stranger: are you a woman or a man? You: im your dad You: that turn you on? You: tell me about your panties! Stranger: its a thong You: the thong your momma laid out for you? Stranger: huh? Stranger: i bought it from new look for £19.99 You: okay, let me just ask you one question Stranger: hit me! You: Are you tired of never getting the bloodstaines out of the carpet? You: Well now Spitzak has the solution for you! You: Brand new Blood-b-Gone! Available in your local grocery store!

Last one actually went on for quite some time.
Ten points to the one that spots the Seinfeld reference.

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You: What country are you from? Stranger: england Stranger: u? You: English, mother******, do you speak it? Stranger: yes You: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Stranger: i do You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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