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Originally posted by Moral Hazard That stands to reason as you Mexicans aren't really men.

fuck off he's a guat i'm a mexican

mexicans will kill you

ever heard of GAFE (grupo aeromovil fuerzas especiales) also known as Los Zetas? The ones who defected from the government to run security for el cartel del golfo.

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue what if you were stuck in the middle of the desert, and all you had was your bear hands, a foot of copper tubing, and a saw, and you really needed the comforts of indoor plumbing while taking a shit? what would you do then??

Realise you're a fucking pansy rather than a real man because you need "the comforts of indoor plumbing" to have a shit?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Realise you're a fucking pansy rather than a real man because you need "the comforts of indoor plumbing" to have a shit?

Very nice!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Realise you're a fucking pansy rather than a real man because you need "the comforts of indoor plumbing" to have a shit?

well, the correct answer was "shit on hands, wipe ass with saw, discard tubing," but thanks for playing

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Jamie speaks the truth. I generally put in between 10-12 hours at the office and working from home per day, help Mrs. Hazard with anything she's doing while I'm home, play with my daughter, and still manage to not just take care of shit that needs fixing in the house but building decks, finishing basements, renovating, all my own plumbing, etc. I've remodeled about 70% of my home in 3 years and the only things I've had to pay someone else to do are the windows and furnace. Why do I do this... certainly not due to money... no, I do these things myself because that's what a fuckin' man does! Men are self-sufficient and no, being able to afford a plumber doesn't make you self sufficient, being able to do the fuckin' plumbing does. What kind of man puts himself in the position that he has to rely on others to do the things he wants/needs done? A weak, pathetic shell of a man, that's what kind; because, being a man means being able to take care of yourself and your family and if you can only do that by paying people to do it for you then you're pretty fuckin' useless when the money runs out or no one is available (or willing) to relieve you of your duties. It's pretty damned unfortunate that popular culture, pop psychology, and a generation of parents teaching their young men to be kinder and gentler has lead to such a sissification of western men... what's even more unfortunate is that there are people who don't realize how little they resemble a man or believe that the ability to pay someone else to do what is really your responsibility somehow makes you a man... worse yet... most of these men feel smugly superior to those real men they pay to do what they can/will not do themselves.

read and take notes boys

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Sly is wet.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

yea i can smell it from here

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Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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lol yea my vagina is just flapping in the wind like a wizard's robe my boyfriend can actually hear an echo when he's down there.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

did he find your ex boyfriend in there and kick them out first?

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I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.

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Originally posted by Zild did he find your ex boyfriend in there and kick them out first?

no he found the guy that i was cheating on my ex boyfriend with down there. close though. oh and a homeless person was there too...don't know how or when he got there. i must have been drunk.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone