jamie stop...you suck

bas: so yea, i blow in this hose and it makes my asshole expand so i can get those condoms filled with coke that i smuggled from mexico out easier
clovis: hmmmmm, this device can improve our sex life too

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Originally posted by lucid pro tip: if you value your life, NEVER do anything that will place you "outside" of the jonze circle of trust.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy jamie stop...you suck

that's funny, i was going to say the same exact thing to you when i read over your pathetic attempts at humor in this thread.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

bas: shoryuken!!!
clovis: yeah i'm gonna block it with the back of my hand.

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Originally posted by Slylee Bas: that veronica vaughn...me and her GOT IT ON! Clovis: uh, no ya didn't...

Bas: kinda like, "FRANK THE TANK, FRANK THE TANK"...kinda like that...

Clovis: chhhhyyeah...I'm...I'm gonna go...

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Originally posted by Slylee that's funny, i was going to say the same exact thing to you when i read over your pathetic attempts at humor in this thread.

your nuts pointing out clovis lazy eye is gold.

Clovis makes me feel fat. :[

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

Then go to the gym you fat whiny fuck.

Gyms are closed at this hour, so I'll sit here and whine.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

You disgust me.

I'm such a fat fucking failure. -eats lard-

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.