porn star vaginas look like lunch meat

black forest ham, smoked turkey etc.

lol

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox you're right my e-penis is massive

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

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Originally posted by Ania_xox i wonder what it feels like to eat a vagina

You mean like, cunnilingus? Or lightly seared with a side of asparagus in a brandy glaze and a 2002 Pinot Noir?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

i am talking with a CORwhore right now and he says:

"it's not that strange, it's like licking and kissing a wrinkly piece of skin that tastes weird"

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

sometimes if a girls pussy looks like a huge turkey i like to wear in on my head like a bathing cap and pretent i am greg louganis.

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Le Freak - Set Archive

Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

Taste is really interesting, because it totally varies with a woman's diet/habits (such as smoking, drinking, douching, etc.). Vegetarians are the sweetest, as opposed to women who drink/smoke/eat a lot of fast food tasting like soggy pennies.

Really though, it's just very warm and wet all of the time. It's basically like licking an old peach so hard that you get all the way to its core, and then the peach sprouts legs and proceeds to asphyxiate you with them by sheer force for about 30 seconds. And blood isn't nearly as bad as you think.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by elFreak sometimes if a girls pussy looks like a huge turkey i like to wear in on my head like a bathing cap and pretent i am greg louganis.

Or Mr. Bean?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

greg does anal.

so no.

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Le Freak - Set Archive

Le Freak - A.D.D & Chimichurri [Techno/Tech House/Music to put on burritos.]*click bitches*

Even Mr. Bean was young once...

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by verndogs

lol i totally have that texas sticker on some old cowboy hat

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

damn there's a deal on spirit airlines right now for $5 each way to various destinations. i could book a flight to L.A. for $41 total, nonstop too. i can't wait for my bf to get home so i can convince him to go to LA with me on May 16th-19th.

cross your fingers for me i hope he says yes!! i miss cali so much

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

You'll probably get to the airport and they'll load you onto a dirigible.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.