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Originally posted by Slylee yea but the funny part was that i wasn't looking to settle down at all. i was really just half assed doing it. i was like, "i wanna go on some fucking DATES". i wasn't looking for the one at all. of course it always happens like that though.

lol when I was working at the bank I had a ton of boys that were in love with me. I mean BOYS. aged 17-21 (maybe 21) always asking me out. I was like I'm gonna get arrested!

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Originally posted by squirrelly lol when I was working at the bank I had a ton of boys that were in love with me. I mean BOYS. aged 17-21 (maybe 21) always asking me out. I was like I'm gonna get arrested!

lol that's awesome. my best friend's little brother has a crush on me and he's 20. i've known him since he was in diapers so it's weird. he's a big hot hockey player now i always tease my friend like, "so how old is he again?" and he's like, "omg stop"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

This one was freaking hot and he was asking me to dinner. Luckily I glanced at the DOB tied to his account and I was like WOAH WAIT A SECOND!!!

My honey always teases me about when I finally go into teaching High School. He's like "great, young strapping little shits staring at their hot teacher with big boobs. Can you just stay in Elementary school, please?"

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Originally posted by squirrelly This one was freaking hot and he was asking me to dinner. Luckily I glanced at the DOB tied to his account and I was like WOAH WAIT A SECOND!!! My honey always teases me about when I finally go into teaching High School. He's like "great, young strapping little shits staring at their hot teacher with big boobs. Can you just stay in Elementary school, please?"

lol

yea you will be the playing the starring role in many jerk off sessions that's for sure

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

So, we have plentyoffish and Match.com. Anyone have experience with soulgeek.com?

Sly: I'm guessing you got tons of mail from guys on Match. Was there anything in the messages or profiles that caused instant rejection, or anything in the messages that prompted a second look at the guys? Thanks in advance.

I tend to have horrible luck at bars. Everyone seems to be paired off already, or I'm just not doing things right. Whatev...

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Originally posted by Slylee lol yea you will be the playing the starring role in many jerk off sessions that's for sure

she already is...



























um... presumably...

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Dojomaster26 or I'm just not doing things right. Whatev...

Step 1: Suit up!

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Originally posted by Dojomaster26 So, we have plentyoffish and Match.com. Anyone have experience with soulgeek.com? Sly: I'm guessing you got tons of mail from guys on Match. Was there anything in the messages or profiles that caused instant rejection, or anything in the messages that prompted a second look at the guys? Thanks in advance. I tend to have horrible luck at bars. Everyone seems to be paired off already, or I'm just not doing things right. Whatev...

Dont mention rape.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard she already is... um... presumably...

LOL

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Originally posted by Dojomaster26 So, we have plentyoffish and Match.com. Anyone have experience with soulgeek.com? Sly: I'm guessing you got tons of mail from guys on Match. Was there anything in the messages or profiles that caused instant rejection, or anything in the messages that prompted a second look at the guys? Thanks in advance. I tend to have horrible luck at bars. Everyone seems to be paired off already, or I'm just not doing things right. Whatev...

whatever you do, don't write like a fucking novel in your "about me" part. i was really turned off by that. it's like jesus, leave some stuff to be discovered on the dates. i kept it short and simple with me and i also appreciated guys who showed pictures of themselves being funny.

this is what made me really like my bf's profile lol



other than that, just don't come off as too desperate and also meet as soon as you can. don't let things drag on too long with just emailing/texting. sometimes u can build someone up and then be disappointed. i would exchange a few emails, talk on the phone and see how they are and then set up a date asap.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

the whole online dating thing is great for women, lame for guys...i mean every woman thats even average looking gets like 50+ emails from guys and there's little chance she'll even get to your email let alone respond to it!

one time i wanted to see just how many guys sent emails to women so i found some pics of chix (just average looking ones) and posted on CL in the women for men section, saying shit like "oh i just want a nice guy bla bla". within 30 minutes i received over 55 emails

yea it's true but whatever. that's how it goes. i got several guys writing me like, "oh let me take care of you bla bla bla" like older rich men. lol

then i got a really weird one from some guy who said he wanted to cut my hair

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone