Originally posted by elFreak
Korean Christians are the most hilarious thing on earth...especially when they try to convert everyone (even other Christians).
i think the best was when they sent a team of korea christian missionaries to Afghanistan to try and convert the Taliban. All of South Korea's Christian community was shocked when they came home in body bags.
you realize the devil is speaking through you but I cant blame you. this life is fucked up and everyone is infected with d'evils. (I put that apostrophe there intentionally). Im such an imperfect muthafucka and the reason why I think christianity is cool is cause it enforces good morals: love your neighbour as yourself. some really common sense stuff but damn whatever. I guess religious people cant become DJ's, only atheists.
Jun-09-2009 04:55
pkcRAISTLIN
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truly terrible alt.
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Jun-09-2009 04:58
Darkarbiter
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Registered: Mar 2007
Location: Melbourne
quote:
Originally posted by Mattsanity
you realize the devil is speaking through you but I cant blame you. this life is fucked up and everyone is infected with d'evils. (I put that apostrophe there intentionally). Im such an imperfect muthafucka and the reason why I think christianity is cool is cause it enforces good morals: love your neighbour as yourself. some really common sense stuff but damn whatever. I guess religious people cant become DJ's, only atheists.
Right, and do you believe in virgin birth, the resurrection and creation?
d'evils is actually a pretty neat word. it's like da evils, except d'vils, just as an OG would say, just as Mattanity would conjure, and this sentence is running longer than it should, almost like it should stop now, which I will, now.
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Jun-09-2009 05:01
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quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
d'evils is actually a pretty neat word. it's like da evils, except d'vils, just as an OG would say, just as Mattanity would conjure, and this sentence is running longer than it should, almost like it should stop now, which I will, now.
indeed. christians should never go to lcbo and buy crown royal and smirnoff green apple. sorry for boasting but I had to say that. I felt like I was gonna die from the combination of both. it was worse than a bad comedown on e. it aint cool.
Jun-09-2009 05:15
bas
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
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Originally posted by Mattsanity
indeed. christians should never go to lcbo and buy crown royal and smirnoff green apple. sorry for boasting but I had to say that. I felt like I was gonna die from the combination of both. it was worse than a bad comedown on e. it aint cool.
Was this before or after you smoked so much weed you had a "heart attack"?
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Jun-09-2009 05:17
apple beach
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after. that day was miserable. november 24, 2007 will always be the worst day of my life. I thought my heart was gonna explode, literally. never ever use a cigarette bun to smoke a blunt.
Jun-09-2009 05:26
pkcRAISTLIN
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Registered: Jul 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Mattsanity
after. that day was miserable. november 24, 2007 will always be the worst day of my life. I thought my heart was gonna explode, literally. never ever use a cigarette bun to smoke a blunt.
first time around, you said it was cones.
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Jun-09-2009 05:32
bas
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Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by Mattsanity
after. that day was miserable. november 24, 2007 will always be the worst day of my life. I thought my heart was gonna explode, literally. never ever use a cigarette bun to smoke a blunt.
k
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Jun-09-2009 05:41
medinaM5
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Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Los Angeles
quote:
Originally posted by Mattsanity
after. that day was miserable. november 24, 2007 will always be the worst day of my life. I thought my heart was gonna explode, literally. never ever use a cigarette bun to smoke a blunt.
wtf? epic post
Jun-09-2009 05:43
david.michael
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Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Dayton, OH, USA
This alt sucks ass.
Jun-09-2009 12:48
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