Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

poking fun at a 'only if it benefits me' society

and along with the summer at the flander's beach house episode mentioned above

Homer: Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas... eh, make it two.

Marge: I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

just because:
Ralph: Hi! Super Nintendo Chalmers

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby in the same vein... Kent Brockman reports on the situation. Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside? Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent. -- A reasoned opinion, "Homer the Vigilante"

Dude, you have to start posting in a bigger font size

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Originally posted by woscar Dude, you have to start posting in a bigger font size

how much would you shit bricks if in a new episode of it, they use "u look like a gay" ?

"The 'Nye' Mets are my favorite squadron"

Apu, trying to pose as an American by stating his favorite baseball team, the NY mets

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Homer: Maybe if we chain him to the ground so he can't move he won't need to eat as much
Lisa: Dad, you can't chain Stampy to the ground, its cruel.
Homer: Oh you think everything is cruel. Pulling his tail is cruel, yelling in his ear is cruel, well excuse me, if I'm cruel.

Lisa: Dad, we can't sell Stampy to him, I think he's an ivory dealer.
Homer: Oh Lisa, a man with lots of ivory does not need more compared to a man with a little.

Homer n Lisa arguing about what to do with Stampy, Bart Gets an Elephant.

   Karl: Yeah, you know, those Germans aren't so bad.

   Len:  Sure they made mistakes in the past, but aah, that's why pencils have

         erasers!

   -- The power plant is under new management, ``Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk''

when homer goes to buy the RV and the credit check alarm goes off.


Homer: "is that a good alarm?!"


Salesman:" Mr simpson. when have you ever known any alarm to be a good alarm?. That alarm tells me if i happened to go blind that you could never afford this automobile"

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Originally posted by RapidFire sorta unrelated but one of the funniest moments ever on the show for me was from in 30 minutes over tokyo when homer loses the million yen; Homer: Shimatta-baka-ni! (d'oh)

I wanted to be Oshi, but they made me Ori

bart to lisa:

"so i says to mabel i says"