i got creamed by a car when i was riding my bike, rolled right up the hood. when i stood up and told the lady im alright, she drove away with my bike still under her car for a good 200 yds before it fell out. that old bag left me for dead on the side of the road.

i work on the baseball fields for a summer job and one time last year i ran over three baby birds with a lawn mower. it was so disgusting i threw up. so nasty there was blood and fur everywhere. *shudder*
cool story hansel.