yea it's weird and i actually heard pat do it one time. it's just like a "ehhhh" noise lol it's almost as if i'm having involuntary spasms of my vocal chords.



LOL at the guy pissing on the keg.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

twice my boy (and maybe because he was still drunk) woke up & pissed randomly. the first time, he opened his bedroom door, stood in the doorway & pissed right out into the living room. the second, was at an after-party...he got up & walked into the dining room & pissed right in the corner all over the walls...needless to say, that was the last time he was invited

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i actually do the same things slylee mentioned, except i'm known to punch sometimes as well. ive woken up spazzing out as if i'm beating the crap out of the air or my pillow. and usually just humming/moaning, occasionally i'll yell out something or so i'm told

on the way back from a long moving trip, 8+ hrs of driving on the way back, my friend fell asleep and started talking in his sleep about the job. it went something like

Him: "DUDE NOT 1,000 CUBE" (unit of measurement for the job)
Me: Yeah we have to go back, we forgot everything
Him: "Awhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooo"

later on he started talking again, this time about cookies

Him: "Tell her those cookies aren't for her"
Me: "Dude you want the cookies?"
Him: "Yes! They're not for her!"
Me: "We forgot to load the truck we've gotta go back"
Him: "Awhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooo"

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oh yea i just remembered a funny story.

a friend of mine had a cast on his foot and i asked him what happened and he told me he woke up in the middle of the night and kicked the wall as hard as he could in his sleep and broke his foot

i was like, ".... oh. ok" LOL id hate to be sleeping with that guy.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

i wank in my sleep

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Originally posted by echosystm My ex girlfriend told me she would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and I would be humping her, while I was asleep.

this shit has apparently happened to me once

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Originally posted by boris_the_bear this shit has apparently happened to me once

Except with your pillow, of course, right?

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actually now that i think of it, my bf did that to me one time too. he was obviously having a sex dream and he kept reaching over and touching my vagina and i was like, "what? u wanna fuck?" and he didn't answer...dead asleep. i was like so then i laid back down and he did it again a few minutes later. i was sitting there in bed giggling so hard, it was hilarious.

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Originally posted by Slylee actually now that i think of it, my bf did that to me one time too. he was obviously having a sex dream and he kept reaching over and touching my vagina and i was like, "what? u wanna fuck?" and he didn't answer...dead asleep. i was like so then i laid back down and he did it again a few minutes later. i was sitting there in bed giggling so hard, it was hilarious.

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Do women have sex dreams?

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Forgot to mention this too about my wife... lol she'd kill me if she knew I was telling people. Our cats are pretty active at night, and sometimes they'll walk into the bedroom and just start meowing out loud because they want to play. Sometimes one of them will meow, and she will meow back... then the cat meows again, and she does it back. They go back and forth like 10 times. She has no idea she's doing it.

When i was little i was at my aunts house and I got up in the middle of the night, walked downstairs to the bathroom (I know this because my mom saw me walk past the room she was sleeping in), go into the bathroom, and I guess I decided to sit and pee cause I was tired and didnt want to turn on the lights. Anyways I skipped the crucial step of pulling my pajama pants down...

I woke up the next morning thinking I had pissed myself, I am glad someone saw me go to the bathroom lol cause I had never pissed myself in bed before or since then...

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Originally posted by The17sss Forgot to mention this too about my wife... lol she'd kill me if she knew I was telling people. Our cats are pretty active at night, and sometimes they'll walk into the bedroom and just start meowing out loud because they want to play. Sometimes one of them will meow, and she will meow back... then the cat meows again, and she does it back. They go back and forth like 10 times. She has no idea she's doing it.

i kinda miss my little crackhead cat. i gave her to a girlfriend of mine. she was really funny and VERY active at night. you have no idea what i went through for months. she would run up and down the hallway repeatedly and whenever i would get out of bed to go grab her, she would run under the bed and hide from me. so then i had to start getting out of bed (she'd dart under the bed) and pretend i was going in the bathroom...then wait for her to come back out from my bed and out of my room down the hallway and then chase her into the livingroom and into the dog cage i had set up for her. lol it drove me nuts but at the same time, i'd find myself laughing at what i was doing at 3 in the morning...."pretending to go to the bathroom" so i could trick my fucking cat!

i miss her



and yes krypton we do. i posted it recently in another thread, i forget which one...but i have actual orgasms in my sleep at least every couple of months from perverted sexual dreams i have. crazy shit.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone