Originally posted by FunkyCrew
he gave me his permission to wax it before taping it
You're cleaning that up for making me do that.
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Aug-13-2009 19:58
geroin
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
My try..
Me: Hey can I ask you something?
Her: Yeah
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Ur joking right
Me: No why would I be joking
Her: Cause its not going to happen loser
Me: Why not?
Her: Causeee I'm not like that
Me: Alright so let me take you out for a dinner and then I can tap that ass
Her: No
Me: Ok so I'll pick you up at 8?
Her: No u loser u better be joking I swear
Me: This is no joking matter girl
Her: Well u shouldn't be asking
Me: So I should just do it without asking?
Her: Oh yeaa lol
Me: Niiice, can't wait
Her: Ur a loser, it aint happening
Me: Wtf? I already booked a hotel room
Her: Hahaha very funny
ME Question for you
Her hiii ok
ME Can i tap that?
Her looool
Her all the way from MTL?
ME I have my own ways
ME So its a yes?
Her lol you're funny!
Her maybeeeee
ME Ill bring cookies
Her lol kkk
Her labour of loves line-up is so shit
ME Nice come over ill arrange tix to sensation
Her i wiiish. i don't think i can though
ME But i can still tap it right? 3
Her lol sure
ME Awesome ill see you tonight
Her lol kkk
ME Awesome, straberry or cherry?
Her CHERRYYYY
ME Anything else?
Her lol no that's it
Me: Hey can I ask you something?
Her: Yeah
Me: When can I tap that?
Her: Ur joking right
Me: No why would I be joking
Her: Cause its not going to happen loser
Me: Why not?
Her: Causeee I'm not like that
Me: Alright so let me take you out for a dinner and then I can tap that ass
Her: No
Me: Ok so I'll pick you up at 8?
Her: No u loser u better be joking I swear
Me: This is no joking matter girl
Her: Well u shouldn't be asking
Me: So I should just do it without asking?
Her: Oh yeaa lol
Me: Niiice, can't wait
Her: Ur a loser, it aint happening
Me: Wtf? I already booked a hotel room
Her: Hahaha very funny
:/
Awww lol poor Gera. I am crying laughing here.
Here's my other, Nick sent me one back
Him: Can I tap that?
Me: Like Liza Minnelli on Broadway, baby
Him: Like a skeleton on a tin roof?
Me: Like the KGB on a phone line
Him: Like the US on an Iraqi oil pipeline?
Me: Like Freddy Krueger on your window
Him: Like an Ethiopian with a bucket?
Me: Like a blind man with a cane
LOL!
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Aug-13-2009 21:34
Mach X
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Registered: May 2007
Location: Hart Plaza, Detroit
quote:
Originally posted by malek
ouch...
send her the website URL so she understands it was (ahem) a joke.
I had to do that....
LOL!
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Aug-13-2009 21:52
geroin
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by malek
ouch...
send her the website URL so she understands it was (ahem) a joke.
Lol yeah I told her after, she was pretty mad
Here's another one from me
Me: Hey I have a question
Her: Sure
Me: When am i gonna tap that?
Her: Lmao
Her: Is this the one where youre trying to get as many odd responses as possible?
Me: Yes lol
Her: Yah. I've done it myself
Her: Lol
Me: Haha
Me: No but seriously when?
Her: Lol ill probably see you monday
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Aug-13-2009 22:29
Capo di tutti
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2008
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Last edited by Capo di tutti on Aug-13-2009 at 23:29
Aug-13-2009 23:24
Ravist
Scratch Addict
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: Toronto, Ontario
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
The funniest one, by far:
LMAO thats good, i thought this one was funny too
quote:
Me: Hey bebe when can I tap dat?
Her: Wtf ur already inside of me put ur phone away
Me: Oh shiiattttt
