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Any more camera-whoring suggestions? |
Tell them you got hit by lightning and it gave you super-powers and now you can shoot lightning from your fingertips. Then squint and point at the reporter and act nonplussed when nothing happens. Insist that it was working 5 minutes ago and try again. Finally continue with the interview, but after every 3rd sentence try to electrocute the reporter again while displaying signs of intense struggle, eventually passing out from exhaustion.
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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