Hehe you guys are great!

i wish i could squirt

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Really? I have no desire to. I know I've been close several times but purposely stopped.

i just want to see what all the fuss is about.

personally, i think it's really weird and borderline gross, but the chicks who can do it seem to have 10 x better of an orgasm than i've ever had lol and plus most guys seem to love it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

goddamnit i'm so fucking horny right now

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

*waves a dildo around on the end of a stick*

lol fuck a dildo. i want patrick's cock right now.


*he's gonna get it tonight

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee goddamnit i'm so fucking horny right now

I'm a believer that almost any girl is capable of squirting.

meh her just pissing on my face takes less effort.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

Lol, I'm obviously in a really good mood today...everything Jay says is especially funny.

woah, i just read about squirting. it comes out of the urethra?? is it piss?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Some of it is.

edit: MOSTLY it is, if i recall correctly.