http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Tas...Semen&id=164106

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Fledz Did you watch this? One of the best documentaries I have seen recently. Really, really good watch Oh and also here's a supporting paper: http://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...1604e5d40df0060

Yes I did, it was excellent. The only one that was more interesting was the naked science on epigenetics.

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As already mentioned, her diet is probably the leading factor to bad breath/axe wound. Ask if she eats fast food a lot. Then take her to Tokyo Joe's or something healthy like that.

She may also have HPV - did it smell fishy down there? That's typically what that means. It's an extremely common virus that can be resolved with a very minor prescription.

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if she likes anal i would give her a dirty sanchez and tell her that the mustache was to improve the smell.

also if it smelled that bad and it was the first time you met her, maybe you were not the first cock in that that night.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

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Originally posted by Slylee http://ezinearticles.com/?Sperm-Tas...Semen&id=164106

awesome, apart from eating a reasonable amount of onion that's a lot of my diet. Now to find a woman stupid enough to want me

well you could start by stopping the whole "poor me no girl wants me" act. it's really unattractive. put a little swagger in your step and start walking around knowing you have the best tasting semen in town.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Yeah, you're looking at it all wrong, Ian. Girls are like flowers to be plucked and then thrown away because they get ugly as they age. Your semen is a gift to them - most of them don't deserve it, but you will lower yourself to show them the affection of getting a hot blast of souls to the chin, shoulder, hair, and maybe feet. I don't give a shit if they're sleeping, you've got a lot of work to do.

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it is funny because it is true. That hot little 24 year old will one day become a dilapidated 50 year old with a hangar between her legs. A guy at 50 can still get the hot little 24 year old, all he needs is a few bucks and a script. The best before date is way lower for chicks

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On No, but I also don't drink out of a fucking sippy-cup you goddamned Appalachian.

Sooo, so true. Being a guy is awesome - we don't have to hold kids in us, we're pretty much allowed to let loose with bodily functions at any given time, and we can still get young things to fuck us when we're fat and grey.

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you don't get your period and bear children because you couldn't fucking handle it lol look how you fags get when you have a cold

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Exactly, and you women will take care of us anyways because nurturing is within your nature. Haaaaaaaa, suckersssssssss.

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lol dont even get me started with the whole man v. woman thing.


u guys are what is wrong w/ the world today. you rape and murder and manipulate and abuse and are pretty much the reason behind EVERY fucked up woman with emotional and psychological issues. it can always be traced back to a man in her life, trust me lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone