a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets

Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro

I don't fucking believe this. Could everybody stop getting shot



Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

do I amuse you?
am I a clown?

-Goodfellas

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Tommy DeVito: You think I'm funny? I'm funny to you? I'm a clown to you?

I donno if anyone has posted this(too lazy to read through the whole thread), but here we go:
It ain't over until te last record spins
-Groove

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Nicky Santoro: "I think that you got the wrong impression about me. I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see ya and aaa.....if you don't have my money for me I'll, crack your fuckin' head wide open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail....hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I split your fuckin' head open again, cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail...that's my business...that's what I do. And we know what you do, don't we Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.

Charlie: "You can't talk to me like that."

Nicky: "Hey, you fat Irish prick, you put my fuckin' money to sleep. You go get my money or I'll put your fuckin' brain to sleep.


Nicky: "Give me the fuckin' name!"

Tony Dogs: "Charlie M."

Nicky: "Charlie M?"

Tony: "Charlie M."

Nicky: "Charlie M! You make me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit! Charlie M! You dumb mother******!"


Nicky: "Take this stiff and pound it up your fuckin' ass."


Nicky: "The coppers blamed me for everthing that went wrong out here. And I mean every little fuckin' thing to. (Watch yourself...you don't want to get runned over there) If a guy fuckin' tripped over a fuckin' banana peel they'd bring me in for it."


Nicky: "Your a little confused. Maybe if I stick your fuckin' face through this window over here like ya know you'll get unconfused. Give me the fuckin' money."




i love this one:



Nicky: "A lotta holes in the desert. And a lot of problems are buried in those holes. Except you gotta do it right...I mean you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talkin' about a half hour to 45 minutes of diggin'. And who knows whose gonna being coming along at the time...before you know it...you gotta dig a few more holes, you could be there all fuckin' night."

quote:

Originally posted by Sarcoman Just found the rest of Hartmans monologue from Full Metal Jacket. Its a bit long, but is the greatest monologue ever: HARTMAN I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.....

lol, i totally agree with you one 100%, it's on the top of my fav's list... my fav out of that is, "You had BEST unfuck yourself OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR KNECK!"


Now the next one: "SNATCH"
Turkish poors Brick Top a cup of coffee or tea and hands it to him, then asks, "Sugar with that?" (well close to something like that)
The biggest asshole on the planet Brick Top answers, "No thanks, I'm sweet enough!"

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"I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright and when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice, but still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone."
-The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

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movies make pyschos more creative"

- Scream

Snatch too many to list
"why is the dog squeaking"

monty python and the search for the holy grail
"we are the kknights of knee!" entire scene
"tis the holy hand grenade"
"come back here ill bite your kneecaps off!"

so many more i cant remember at the moment

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Originally posted by jinxed84 Snatch too many to list "why is the dog squeaking"

This is the funniest film of all time.. i literally lmao from the start.

"He tells people he's Jewish, tells his family there Jewish, but he's about as jewish, as he is a fucking monkey" - Turkish

arghh there are so many snatch quotes and i cant think of any more rite now!!

Damnit! Someone stole my Usual Suspects Quote!

I've got others, but I'll just post one I can't get enough of:

"How many people in here are Assholes?"

(all men reply) "YO!"

"I can't believe it, I'm surrounded by Assholes!
"Keep firing Assholes!!!"

-Spaceballs

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