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Et tu, Brute? 56 votes against me? How dare you? How dare you, cor? I shall get my vengeance. And it won’t be pretty. Like your mother.
Swamper has agreed to give me the list of those who voted against me. I will pay each of you a visit. I will travel the world and seek the justice I rightfully deserve. Your cat might be missing one day. If you don’t have a cat, I suggest getting one, because it’s a great idea and I need a cat to make my plan work. Maybe I’ll steal a mule from someone and have it shit on your doorstep. None of you have ever seen a pissed off mule. None of you have ever seen a pissed off mule who just ate $30 worth of food from Taco Bell.
I have also alerted the Nigerians about this mockery. And I have given them every single one of your emails. You think getting an email at work about penis enlargement is rough? That’s babycakes for what these Nigerians will come up with. The usage of the word babycakes made no sense there. But I’m crazy and my cock is out right now. Much like myself, these Nigerians mean business. Wu-Tang Clan might have been nothing to fuck wit' in the 90s, but these guys are some scary motherfuckers in the year 20-smizzle-10-dizzle. Who knows, maybe I’ll even get a couple of Nigerians to take a shit on your doorstep.
Their shit stinks.
Last edited by Renzo on Jan-15-2010 at 00:09
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