Well maybe we can persuade OP to take some pics if he follows my advice.
Jan-22-2010 21:14
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
OP please take Jenny's advice...
and i leave you with 2 words
cincinnati bowtie
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Jan-22-2010 21:17
djhaziel
Snake Charmer
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: San Francisco
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Is your gf horny? Do you talk dirty to her? Nothing makes a woman feel sexy/makes her want to fuck you more than when you tell her how hot you think her pussy is, and how much you love it.
Originally posted by jennypie
Oh you know what else? Get some Astroglyde. Best shit ever. Get your gf to give you a topless hj with it. Get her to lube your dick and balls up with that shit real good. And then you lube her titties up with it while she jacks you off.
Yeah Astroglyde rocks. Just make sure she doesn't leave it in her nightstand when her dad helps you guys move. Awkwaaarrrddd.
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Jan-23-2010 01:30
Renzo
where am i
Registered: Jan 2004
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
My boyfriend wouldn't.
Your boyfriend is a worthless dick. TA is your only boyfriend. The sooner you understand that, the sooner the light will shine in your life. I thought that was a nice touch right there. Adding the 'light shining in your life' part. I don't know, I thought it was nice.
I did.
Jan-23-2010 01:37
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by couch-potato
i could watch this all day
Jan-23-2010 02:41
Intellekshual
tranceaddict in training
Registered: Dec 2011
Location: Oubliette
quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Your boyfriend is a worthless dick. TA is your only boyfriend. The sooner you understand that, the sooner the light will shine in your life. I thought that was a nice touch right there. Adding the 'light shining in your life' part. I don't know, I thought it was nice.
I did.
O_o
I'm thoroughly confused by this post.
You ok?
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Jan-23-2010 03:01
djhaziel
Snake Charmer
Registered: Jan 2007
Location: San Francisco
quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
O_o
I'm thoroughly confused by this post.
You ok?
Dont mind this dirty peruvian enigmatik , he is just another guy on this board that only wants to see yo ass