"Relax" by FGT. Was on the radio and I was doing it with a chick that I didn't really like but she put out plus she was 2 years older than me - which was am major stroke to my ego. I fingered her hymen out when I realized she was bleeding on a white carpet as we were making out. That sorta put a damper on activities, as I spent next 2 hours cleaning it out with all kinds of household chemicals before her parents came home. We had to postpone our activities for another time, when I was able to last whopping 15 minutes before I chucked my sailors on her belly. It was akward and I avoided her thereafter for about 3 months, even tho we went to same school. She started seeing someone else and I got jealous but couldn't get her back - she was pissed. Six months later she became my fuck buddy for next 6 years or so. Thanks to her, I learned the joys of fisting a lady. Troof. X my <3

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Originally posted by Banora "I hope his mom doesn't come home."

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Originally posted by Ygrene "I hope my mom doesn't come home!" Yeah, she did. :/

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Originally posted by igottaknow

Ygrene is a pimp, what else is new

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by Acton "Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!"

Fuck. I'd have said it out loud.

i'm in love

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Everything is beautiful. Let the music carry you. Baby I will follow you forever. Nowhere else I'd rather be when you're lying next to me. Let the music carry us together.
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SuspicionVandit: Are you God?
Paul Van Dyk 09-24-2009: No, but I can sign your sleeve under that name if you let me!

"haha oh man Heidi's going to be PISSED"

Heidi was my best friend's sister and friends with the girl that I was fucking. I came to find out her "thing" was taking guys' virginities and I was just another notch on the ol' belt, I guess Heidi had talked to her about it and wanted her to stop being so slutty.

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"fuck yea"

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Originally posted by bas "haha oh man Heidi's going to be PISSED" Heidi was my best friend's sister and friends with the girl that I was fucking. I came to find out her "thing" was taking guys' virginities and I was just another notch on the ol' belt, I guess Heidi had talked to her about it and wanted her to stop being so slutty.

Huh?
Is slylee posting under your account? you sound like a babbling teenage girl.

"Holy shit, pkc was right. Stu's skin is soft."

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Originally posted by igottaknow

"Melissa was right. Banora does have a fat ass."