well i did something against my conscience this week. found a cell phone on a bench at a beach near my buddys cottage. was thinking about calling the girl to give her back her blackberry, then i started drinking...and had a better idea..


we got my buddy to spread his butt cheeks and take a pic of his asshole. so then we sent it to everyone on her bbm. so people of course answered back pissed off. and we had a good laugh. then we started talking to some of these peeps and found out the chick was actually bisexual and she has 2 boyfriends and 2 girlfriends. We started talking to them, anyways by the end of it all both dudes had their hearts crushed and one of the girl ended up breaking up with her on bbm. on wednesday she has 4 dates at a local coffee shop with 3 dudes and 1 girl for a job interview haha

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Originally posted by Lira Why? I sure don't subscribe to an Arbiterian theory of morals, but I don't understand why there must be no more so-called transgressions.

Ooops. Missed this.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Earlier in the thread to ModernNosferatu It was a deliberate and sarcastic syllogism - i.e. All cats are made from atoms. Atoms are invisible. Therefore all cats are invisible.

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Did you sell the phone on ebay ?

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Originally posted by EricB. well i did something against my conscience this week. found a cell phone on a bench at a beach near my buddys cottage. was thinking about calling the girl to give her back her blackberry, then i started drinking...and had a better idea.. we got my buddy to spread his butt cheeks and take a pic of his asshole. so then we sent it to everyone on her bbm. so people of course answered back pissed off. and we had a good laugh. then we started talking to some of these peeps and found out the chick was actually bisexual and she has 2 boyfriends and 2 girlfriends. We started talking to them, anyways by the end of it all both dudes had their hearts crushed and one of the girl ended up breaking up with her on bbm. on wednesday she has 4 dates at a local coffee shop with 3 dudes and 1 girl for a job interview haha

Holy fuck that's pure evil. Me likey

the drama went on till the morning. we took a vid from her point of view and she (really my friend jackie) came on to the bench and started to make out with me on vid, so you cant really see her face. then sent it to her bfs. lol

we also found out one of her best friends were talking shit behind her back and we confronted her about it. we dug deep..def a lil fucked up.

the best though was her bf yelling I GAVE YOU MY HEARRRT!

so anyways like i said she has 4 dates on wednesday 1 her gay lover, 1 bf whos heart she broke, 1 "close friend" of hers who agreed to have sex with her in order to help her learn the ropes in her new found choice of going straight, and 1 job interview...all in the same place at the same time on the same day. hopefully they all know eachother already. by the way none of her lovers new she had others. lesbians thought she was gay, the dudes had no clue she was bi. it was really evil but funny. as for the phone i left it at the cottage and came home to watch the game. who knows what my boys are doing with it. but i think the plan was to erase everything and give it to a local business saying we found it outside on the bench and to return it.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why not just ban the whiny bitches instead?

anyways i knew it was fucked up but i did it anyways. It taught me something HUGE, always have your phone password locked....you can get soo much info from one persons cell phone its scary.

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Poor Bitch.

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Originally posted by EricB. the drama went on till the morning. we took a vid from her point of view and she (really my friend jackie) came on to the bench and started to make out with me on vid, so you cant really see her face. then sent it to her bfs. lol we also found out one of her best friends were talking shit behind her back and we confronted her about it. we dug deep..def a lil fucked up. the best though was her bf yelling I GAVE YOU MY HEARRRT! so anyways like i said she has 4 dates on wednesday 1 her gay lover, 1 bf whos heart she broke, 1 "close friend" of hers who agreed to have sex with her in order to help her learn the ropes in her new found choice of going straight, and 1 job interview...all in the same place at the same time on the same day. hopefully they all know eachother already. by the way none of her lovers new she had others. lesbians thought she was gay, the dudes had no clue she was bi. it was really evil but funny. as for the phone i left it at the cottage and came home to watch the game. who knows what my boys are doing with it. but i think the plan was to erase everything and give it to a local business saying we found it outside on the bench and to return it.

"He reveals the deep things of darkness and brings deep shadows into the light." ~Job 12:22

"For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open." ~Luke 8:17

Evil? Far from it! You're doin' tha Lawd's work, son! Tha Lawd's work!

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Originally posted by EddieZilker "He reveals the deep things of darkness and brings deep shadows into the light." ~Job 12:22 "For there is nothing hidden that will not be disclosed, and nothing concealed that will not be known or brought out into the open." ~Luke 8:17 Evil? Far from it! You're doin' tha Lawd's work, son! Tha Lawd's work!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Ive been tricked! tricked!

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come on eric, you knew that god hates fags.

that being said wtf is a conscience?

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