i threatened a new york cabbie with a shish-kebab stick yelling that I would stab him if he didn't stfu, as per my friend

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Originally posted by aNYthing Just added to my own thread... did a "wake and bake" this morning. come to have breakfast, my girl looks at me and says "did you get fucked up already, coz your eyes are red?" me: "just because my eyes are high, doesn't mean I'm red" err... end of conversation.

wake'n'bake ftmfw

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Originally posted by aNYthing Lol! Did he get arrested?

Nah! It was campus safety and they don't have the authority to arrest someone unless that person really breaks the law in which case they call the sheriff. My friend was just getting cocky and not aggressive in any way with them so they just gave him a warning.

I kept telling a rather under-drinking-age girl once that it was ok that she was ugly and fat, and it worked well for some chicks. Her friend seemed rather annoyed.

Her dad btw I guess was the head of the X-Box program at MS.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I kept telling a rather under-drinking-age girl once that it was ok that she was ugly and fat, and it worked well for some chicks. Her friend seemed rather annoyed. Her dad btw I guess was the head of the X-Box program at MS.

Did you at least kinnect with her xbox? Some girls who are on the heavier side are more kinky. I had one that ate her friend out, as I watched. It was sexy...

Morning, otoh, was painfully sobering, as I watched her drool dew on my arm... I snuck out just in time and never called again. I'm an asshole, I know.

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I try to leave the fat ones to just sucking me off, since they're hungry anyway. Bonus points if they're Korean. Something to do with their diet of slurping down slimy things.

Well I suppose any Asian would do.

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Originally posted by aNYthing Did you at least kinnect with her xbox? Some girls who are on the heavier side are more kinky. I had one that ate her friend out, as I watched. It was sexy...

No, I was too old to be at that party to start with... I decided my friend was a bit creepy keeping high school girlfriends and crashing their parties...

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby No, I was too old to be at that party to start with... I decided my friend was a bit creepy keeping high school girlfriends and crashing their parties...

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This was recorded... so it's the only way I know it was true.

After a very long night of doing various substances, I was seen holding my cell phone to my ear, but not talking on it. When someone asked me what I was doing, I replied "I am calling my cat". Unfortunately my cat never answered the phone... hahaha! I don't think I actually dialed anything.

I am sure I have said other stupid ass things since I have a tendency to do that, but that's the one that sticks out.

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Originally posted by Alex23 I was drunk one night and walked into a Burger King and ordered an "eggs McChicken".

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i sent this text to an ex early in the morning due to coming down from a night of booze and other misc activities. thank god for auto correct

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So. Want to fuck? I'm in a bad dry spell and really horny. Unless your seeing someone. Conditions would be nobody can ever know. (seriously delete this after u get it I am) No strings or alterior motives. but if either of us start fucking others let each know for health reasons. Strictly booty calls.