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ME: I hate flying
MOM: i know. you will be fine
ME: You never know.
MOM: ya well you never know anything. i could trip while itching. then a truck could run me over.
ME: what do you want for christmas, dad?!
(9 days later)
DAD: Coffee-starbucks,dark roast (Ethiopian, Guatemalan, or Latin American Blend); note cards (postcard size ONLY- with a nice border, thick stock (for MEN); reading glasses (3 pack if you can find it); 2.5 power Uniball pens-the pack from office max-vision needle, micropoint, paul shanklin CD-songs of the revolution (political satire) pties with patterns -i have enough solids- (you can get them at tjmaxx so you don’t have to spend a lot of money)
MOM: How do I turn my phone off?
ME: Hold the red power button down. It’s usually the end call button
MOM: I don’t understand. I am getting on a plane. I don’t want to cause a plane crash.
MOM: Hi this is Steve, your mom wanted to let you know she found help turning off her phone, she’ll talk to you in 14 hours. Love you! (this is mom)
This is a brilliant website idea.
Although its wide open to fake texts (like Texts From Last Night), which makes it less funny, IMO.
But this is still better than Autocorrect Fail.
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