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Originally posted by nefardec Songs like this make young girls think they need to put out to make men happy.

Because girls are incapable of formulating their own opinions, right?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Because girls are incapable of formulating their own opinions, right?

The keepers.

You've obviously never met a girl willing to take a hot piss on somebody's windshield for you.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

All my girls i keep in suitcases.

All my suitcases I keep in girls.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I keep Barbra Streisand in a duffle bag.

There was a ruffle duffle, five minutes it lasted...

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I wish I still had a link to that lesbo porn with the two fertility providers mincing words and subsequently one throws the other into a suitcase and inquires, "What's wrong; you in a fucking suitcase?"

Ah yes, Locked Up IV: The Seedpurse Flicker, one of my favourites.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

i like to finger my own ass

I like to let you.