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| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
Step away from the bong, yo |
I actually thought about this once and then proceeded to find out. The waitress continued to grate the cheese for quite sometime. My watch demonstrated that it was about 2 minutes. At this point she began to get impatient and said "Sir, is that enough?" I then responded: I don't recall telling you to stop."
She gave me the nastiest look and actually proceeded to grate the cheese further. Another 30 seconds passed and she stopped and said "Sir, I'm going to go get the manager."
The manager came over and asked me if there was a problem. I responded "Yes, I prefer to eat my meals with a lot of grated cheese. Your server told me to stop her when I was satisfied, I was not satisfied, therefore I did not tell her to stop. She then became irritated and impatient."
He then said "Sir, we do have a limit on the amount of cheese customers may have grated onto their meal by the server."
"Bullshit." I replied. I don't see that stated anywhere on your menus, or other ads, nor was I informed of this before your server proceeded to grate my cheese.
The manager then became impatient and said "Sir, I'm sorry, those are the rules."
I then stood up, made a scene like a lunatic about cheese grating.
The manager then told me "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"Fuck you, do you secretly have a limit on your soup, salad and breaksticks too asshole? False advertising mother ******, amirite?
The entire room started clapping. The manager huffed and puffed while the waitress dialed 911. When the police arrived, I informed them of my position. The officer then spoke with the manager. The police officer told me that it was best if I left, but that he understood my frustration and told me it was in my best interest to not return to this particular Olive Garden again if I couldn't accept their policy.
As I left, I turned towards the manager and server and said "I'll be back you cocksuckers, start submitting resumes bitches, you're about to become unemployed."
I filed a claim in court against The Olive Garden, setting precedent regarding false advertising. The court ruled in my favor that the OG failed to inform me that the grating of the cheese had a limitation.
I was awarded 420,844,298,240,293,437,239 dollars, then bought that specific restaurant, fired the entire staff, and then leveled the building. A new building was erected, which now caters to the gay community, selling sex toys, including, but not limited to, cock rings, penis pumps, and gaping anal inserts.
A free gift is now given with every order over 25 dollars, a cheese grater.
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