Or even post more hilarious jpg-zingers. I dunno if I can handle it.

Oh there has been some misunderstanding here. Please allow me to explain. See I am a split personality. One part of me was involved in dance music distribution and retail as well and has accumulated a large amount of vinyl records. This part of me is very selfish and has absolutely no other goal here but to get hits to the records and ultimately be able to liquidate lots of them. This person is not interested in conversating with you what you think or what you have to say personally as this person is strictly business. In other words that part of me is all about the money! Like this guy!


He is all about the money too. ^

Now the other part of me is a working club DJ. This part is the one you are talking to as this is the only part of me that has any interest whatsoever in talking with people here. See this part of me has a super advanced bullshit detector it's accuracy of which I am interested in testing all the time! For example...

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If I could give two pieces of advice for every DJ, its: 1) Avoid your own/friends/label's music 2) Avoid popular music

Now cynical as I became though the years (I have been around the block ) if somebody tells me not to play popular music then I am bound to put the bullshit detector to the test right away unless said person is cutting my paycheck!

Hope this helps!

Last edited by TheOneIRunTo on Jun-04-2011 at 02:59

It helps me gain a little more insight into how absolutely insane you must be.

We must be enydo... we must be!

Last edited by TheOneIRunTo on Jun-04-2011 at 03:30

Oh yeah, I remember fanmail.

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Originally posted by TheOneIRunTo Speaking of completely irrelevant nonsense that is only there to cause confusion hows that music guide coming along champ?

Very well, thank you.

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Originally posted by TheOneIRunTo Have you stopped taking donations on that? Shame... I wanted to donate 5 dollars and really... and really help the project move along.

Everyone who donated is helping me work on it. It's been a very fun and rewarding collaborative process.

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Originally posted by TheOneIRunTo You know there are new genres out there now!

Yes. But that's not where the new guide is going.

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Originally posted by TheOneIRunTo Oh yes. Cant wait for you to give me the 411 on those... you know... tell me what my responsibilities are as a ''club consumer''

Your responsibility as a club consumer should be to support the music you love the most and ostracize the music you like the least. Whether that's hands-in-the-air trance or underground detroit techno is entirely up to you.

In the context of this thread, however, I explained tersely what has to be done for participants in this thread to get the most out of their club experiences since they seem to bemoan the fact that they haven't been able to obtain what they're looking for.

And everyone is in agreement with my assertions.

What did you think I was talking about, you fucking retard?

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Originally posted by TheOneIRunTo There is nu-disco and there is this other one called dubstep... what is the skiny on that one mr. critic? Wait wait let me guess I bet you like this stuff don't you?

You'll have to visit the new guide and see.

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Originally posted by TheOneIRunTo See this part of me has a super advanced bullshit detector

It appears to be broken.

The funny thing is that I bet if you weren't such a bitch, a decent amount of people would like to buy your records.

Instead you just go around spouting stupid shit, spamming, and pissing everyone off through your stupidity.

Really, you're not funny. You're not clever. You don't contribute anything positive here. You're a waste of the bandwidth it takes to load pages with your posts on them.



Don't bother responding. I know your time is so valuable and I know our words don't mean anything to you

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my old stuff, not quite up to snuff - but I still dig it - UPDATED 9/23/2012

Winwin.

I honestly would be very interested in a number of the vinyl she had for sale, but I'd never buy them from her.

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Originally posted by Ishkur Everyone who donated is helping me work on it. It's been a very fun and rewarding collaborative process.

I bet it has been.

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Originally posted by Ishkur Yes. But that's not where the new guide is going. Your responsibility as a club consumer should be to support the music you love the most and ostracize the music you like the least. Whether that's hands-in-the-air trance or underground detroit techno is entirely up to you. In the context of this thread, however, I explained tersely what has to be done for participants in this thread to get the most out of their club experiences since they seem to bemoan the fact that they haven't been able to obtain what they're looking for. And everyone is in agreement with my assertions. What did you think I was talking about, you fucking retard?

What happens if the music you love the most was loved by other people too? You know... other people were able to notice its greatness! Or say it is on your label even. You definitely wouldn't sign something you didn't like would you?
As a working DJ I must say your ideas are interesting never the less fly in the face of reality. And the insult at the end sir... Classy.

Out of the way everyone, this girl is a WORKING DJ.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker The Snark - Ode To Existo22 by michaeld Obligatory.

this is fucking hilarious