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Originally posted by Lilith Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend." "That's true," said Paul. "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" "Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?" "Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."

oh snap

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Who’s the best Jewish chef?

Hitler.

a boy goes up to his jewish father and asks him for 30 dollars. the father turns to him and says, "20 dollars? what do you need 10 dollars for?"

what do you call a bear with no teeth???

GUMMMMMMMMY BEAR!!!

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Originally posted by Lilith Nou was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future." Nou readily agreed and the reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend." "That's true," said Nou. "Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?" "Yes," Nou shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from my love line?" "Love line? No, from the calluses and blisters."

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Originally posted by bigjimslade002 a little boy and a pedophile are walking together through the woods at night. "im scared" says the little boy "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile, "I have to walk out of these woods alone!"

One of my favs for quite some time

A man comes back home from work to find his girlfriend frantically packing her things into a suitcase.

Guy: What's wrong, honey? What happened??

Girl: What's wrong??.... I just found out you're.... you're a Pedophile!

Guy: Wow.... That's a big word for a nine year old.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Shit yeah, that's what I've been saying for years.

I went to Bulimics Anonymous this evening.

It was heaving.

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Originally posted by jupiterone a boy goes up to his jewish father and asks him for 30 dollars. the father turns to him and says, "20 dollars? what do you need 10 dollars for?"

But guys, honestly, can we lay off the black jokes, I used to have a good friend who was black...





















But then money got tight... We had to sell him.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

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Why did moses roam the desert for 40 years?




because he dropped a penny.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit Why did moses roam the desert for 40 years? because he dropped a penny.