third time's a charm

Vanilla sex is for Christians...no thanks.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Vanilla sex is for Christians...no thanks.

You woke up with shit and olive oil all over you and your bed.

At what point does this cross from a dreadful, revolting experience into a sexually gratifying one?

Honestly, how you can even brag about that...

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Nothing lasts, nothing lasts, everything is changing into something else. Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong, everything is on track...

You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The shit itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The shit itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos.

I thought you only enjoyed pasta?

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Nothing lasts, nothing lasts, everything is changing into something else. Nothing is wrong, nothing is wrong, everything is on track...

You know, William Blake said... uh, nothing is lost. Nothing is lost and I... I really believe that, we only move on...

So Jay eats da poo poo?

I enjoy jay's tales of love making.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay It is for educational purposes and not as braggadocio. In this story i learned not to have 300 thread count sheets on the bed. Use this knowledge wisely son. The shit itself smelled pretty rank but it didn't really taste too bad. I think she had tacos.

What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets?

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300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard.

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Originally posted by igottaknow I enjoy jay's tales of love making.

I'm starting to believe you purposely leave yourself open so people can have a go at you.

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Originally posted by Domesticated What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets?

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 I thought you only enjoyed pasta?

brown pasta.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie 300 thread count isn't any big deal anyway. That's pretty standard.

yeah, but whores get newspaper covering the bed. I saw it on the Dog Whisperer, it works!

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Originally posted by Domesticated What kind of man knows the thread count of his sheets?

Leon Phelps, that's who.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.